Ok so last night I hang out with Todd, Dave, Matt and Justin. I decided it was a good night to bust open my Bottle of Cabo Wabo tequilla that I smuggled back from my trip to Mexico. 
Good stuff.
I drag the guys to a local bar and had the tyipcal night....pool, beer, a couple of "I love you man's"......
The best part of the night was when a drunk guy and girl started dancing (there is NO dance floor) But thats not the funny part. it got interesting when he decided to do the "forbidden dance" and slowly lift her skirt up.
all the way.
did i mention that she was ....lets just say.....how can I put this in a nice way......
I cant....
So they stop grinding and slam a couple of quaters on our table. When it was there turn to play she found it neccesary to sit on our table during our shots and hike her skirt up and touch her boobs. Again....this was a poor decision on her part since she was literally ....
My friend Matt was scared to take his shot at one point and Todd finally yelled...."Get your fat ass off the TABLE!!!" She stumbled to the bar and when she came back...she walked over to the pool table that was next to ours...thinking it was the table she was playing at...grabbed a stick and took a half-hearted shot...then...I swear to god....laid on the table posing. Like a pin-up girl.
coo-coo coo-coo
Ahhhh the perfect end to an other wise routine saturday night.
I love watching people. I dont need much to keep me entertained. I can find humor in almost everything.
Ohh....almost forgot....
At the end of the night I dared the guys 10 bucks to lick the pool tables edge where she sat with her skirt up. Justin was the only one who coincidered the bet....
I gave him 5 bucks just for coincidering it.
Have a great day !!!
Good stuff.
I drag the guys to a local bar and had the tyipcal night....pool, beer, a couple of "I love you man's"......
The best part of the night was when a drunk guy and girl started dancing (there is NO dance floor) But thats not the funny part. it got interesting when he decided to do the "forbidden dance" and slowly lift her skirt up.
all the way.
did i mention that she was ....lets just say.....how can I put this in a nice way......
I cant....
So they stop grinding and slam a couple of quaters on our table. When it was there turn to play she found it neccesary to sit on our table during our shots and hike her skirt up and touch her boobs. Again....this was a poor decision on her part since she was literally
....
My friend Matt was scared to take his shot at one point and Todd finally yelled...."Get your fat ass off the TABLE!!!" She stumbled to the bar and when she came back...she walked over to the pool table that was next to ours...thinking it was the table she was playing at...grabbed a stick and took a half-hearted shot...then...I swear to god....laid on the table posing. Like a pin-up girl.
coo-coo coo-coo
Ahhhh the perfect end to an other wise routine saturday night.
I love watching people. I dont need much to keep me entertained. I can find humor in almost everything.
Ohh....almost forgot....
At the end of the night I dared the guys 10 bucks to lick the pool tables edge where she sat with her skirt up. Justin was the only one who coincidered the bet....
I gave him 5 bucks just for coincidering it.
Have a great day !!!
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longtimecoming:
you are awsome, it keeps gettin better with you. So do you do other areas of carpentry?I assume you do because i think I remember you saying you were working on a deck. What is your main job in the winter,yht weather is not right for roofing then, right? I love carpentry but don't know much about it, but I'm planning on learning over the next couple of years, I know theres classes yuo can take over the internet. Any way I'm glad you can afford to keep just one job, but I would have loved to see you dance 
recipeforhate:
Just wanted to leave a lil note to say that I think you're lovely.
