I did all my shopping online yesterday and I had a blast buying clothes that I never thought I could wear! Sex kitten here I come!
I'll take pics for you all but remember that I'll be bruised and it may not be pretty for a while.
What I really cant wait to do is go clubbing. Its been so long since Ive been able to dance without punching myself in the eye with every bounce!
I didnt get implants put in, I didnt need them
I still have more than a handful.
I so fucking bored though!!! Theres only so much online shopping one can do before she freaks out! I need to go out!!!
Cabin fever is setting in. I tried to water my lawn yesterday but my parents drove up just as I was doing it and dragged me back into the house and did it for me. They came bearing food though. 7 pounds of ham lol....potatoe salad and green beans. Frigging Italians......what am I going to do with 7 pounds of ham!
Im going to try to sneek out of my house today and take a walk on the beach. Its like mission impossible here because everyone knows that I cant sit still and they have me on a leash since friday.
Best part is taking sponge baths. I cant shower regular until tuesday. Sponge bathing is so sexy lol. I never realized how fun it is to concentrate on one part of the body and soak it up and lather it slowly. Its verey soothing. or maybe Im just bored and horny from being trapped.
Oh well. Im off to sit on my porch and watch the grass grow. Oh joy. Will the fun ever cease.
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marry me!...
rather that or help me do my makeup...youre absolutely gorgeous.
::faints::