muse25:
piggy
owww my head!! 
i'll never drink agaaaaiiiinnnnnnn.
who am I kidding....of course I'll drink again......
off to work.... 
...... ......
I had fun though....
Ok....this journal blows....bye!
i'll never drink agaaaaiiiinnnnnnn.
who am I kidding....of course I'll drink again......
off to work.... ...... ......
I had fun though....
Ok....this journal blows....bye!
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thetotalm:
Dude the piggy lighter rocks. I think it would have been funnier if it was a cow and came out the ass. "you should have used chaser" Drinking to excess...two thumbs up in my book....but only once a month, week, day
"you should have used chaser" Drinking to excess...two thumbs up in my book....but only once a month, week, day 
longtimecoming:
how can do any kind of hard labor h,ungover ? I could never do it. You arre a lot togher then me, and pretttier too.
Todd hit a mouse with a weed whacker!
Is that even possible!!! ???
I think I may have been an accesory to murder. I put out rat poison this morning.....and as Todd was weed wacking...he said he looked down just in time to see the weed whacker smack the mouse and send it soaring in the air and land a few feet in front of...
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Is that even possible!!! ???
I think I may have been an accesory to murder. I put out rat poison this morning.....and as Todd was weed wacking...he said he looked down just in time to see the weed whacker smack the mouse and send it soaring in the air and land a few feet in front of...
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godsmoker:
HAHAHAHAHA! Sadistic and funny in the cute way!
m_bethany:
I have a condo down there, it is pretty nice in the summer.
I should be a hell resident as well, what do you think? want to be neighbors?
Good times, sounds like it was a blast... and a whole lot of giggling...
~ the angel*
I should be a hell resident as well, what do you think? want to be neighbors?
Good times, sounds like it was a blast... and a whole lot of giggling...
~ the angel*
Talk about a self esteem booster! Boys have been hitting on me one after the other like a carousel. Monday was insane. After a slew of hotties blew up my head with compliments....I was walking around like I owned the world. I couldnt get my big fat smile off my face.
I was just shy of doing the miss America wave....
Ahhh....then I returned to...
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I was just shy of doing the miss America wave....
Ahhh....then I returned to...
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trebo:
treating the boys like an amusement park?! so many rides so little time .
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cap:
Hey how's your shoulder doin?
I woke up this morning....squinty eyes....hair in every direction but down. Wearing my NASCAR panties with a wife beater...shuffling around in my usual morning haze. I walked into my computer room...just like every morning....
SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH......!!!!
splash?????
what thhhhhhhe fuuuuuuck!!!?????
My computer room was flooded and the ceiling was leaking.
TENENTS FROM HELLLLLLLL!!!!!!
I go upstairs and no one was home so I shut...
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SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH......!!!!
splash?????
what thhhhhhhe fuuuuuuck!!!?????
My computer room was flooded and the ceiling was leaking.
TENENTS FROM HELLLLLLLL!!!!!!
I go upstairs and no one was home so I shut...
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muse25:
hmmmmm. very devilish but bright idea!!!! thanks lol.....
thanks lol.....
godsmoker:
That sucks!
That sucks!Opps.
I got injured today. But I dont have a roofing war story to tell you about falling through a warped plank, or sliding down a vally and holding unto the edge of the roof....no. Im not cool enough to be injured in a narrowly escaping death way. No brave war story for muse.
Instead I got hurt getting ready for work this morning.
oh...
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I got injured today. But I dont have a roofing war story to tell you about falling through a warped plank, or sliding down a vally and holding unto the edge of the roof....no. Im not cool enough to be injured in a narrowly escaping death way. No brave war story for muse.
Instead I got hurt getting ready for work this morning.
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thetotalm:
ohh you poor thing....hehe...don't feel like a retard..my shoulder pops out all the time..I've actually gotten used to it. Word of advice....this is speaking from experience..Always eat before taking any Vics or Codene. that shit will fuck up your stomach otherwise. Feel better hun..Don't rush work.
PS Am availble for shoulder rubs. No appoinment necessary
PS Am availble for shoulder rubs. No appoinment necessary
adrunkmobstar:
Hey make sure you share those vics! I uhhh... yay hurt myself too, so i need some...
Actually I face planted last night after i tripped over my girl's dog... who brings a shitzu to a drunk guys condo? And who lets their dog drink my good beer? The dog gets PBR like all the other aminals...
Actually I face planted last night after i tripped over my girl's dog... who brings a shitzu to a drunk guys condo? And who lets their dog drink my good beer? The dog gets PBR like all the other aminals...
I was watching the new this morning...and the news guys said....
and I qoute....
"Its going to drizzle fo shizzle."
um. I do believe I could die knowing that I truly have heard it all.
this is going to be the start of a very interesting day.
and I qoute....
"Its going to drizzle fo shizzle."
um. I do believe I could die knowing that I truly have heard it all.
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thetotalm:
was it mario hillario......hes the shizzle for rizzle LOL
obijonk:
oh you dont wanna know... 
night 2 of insomnia. Im thinking that somethings on my mind and I have to address it but im in denial.
I worked my ass off today in wariwck on a house. I should be tired. Instead I went to Walmart and filled my cart with tons of crap...and it still only came out to $76 bucks.
It blows my mind.
I love you Walmart....
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I worked my ass off today in wariwck on a house. I should be tired. Instead I went to Walmart and filled my cart with tons of crap...and it still only came out to $76 bucks.
It blows my mind.
I love you Walmart....
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skrewbulb:
Damn 3000 mile difference! Oh, wait....wrong response!
Damn monogamous marriage!
Damn monogamous marriage!
muse25:
LOl...thanks for the feedback guys!
Its tough finding a relationship that can work...poeple keep misrepresenting themselfs. Ok...thats just a nice way to say that some people are liars about who they really are when ya first meet them.
Oh well....fuck it. I just bought a whole bunch of board games and wine...I wont be bitchig about sex for a while !!
have a good one!
Its tough finding a relationship that can work...poeple keep misrepresenting themselfs. Ok...thats just a nice way to say that some people are liars about who they really are when ya first meet them.
Oh well....fuck it. I just bought a whole bunch of board games and wine...I wont be bitchig about sex for a while !!
have a good one!
night 2 of insomnia. Im thinking that somethings on my mind and I have to address it but im in denial.
I worked my ass off today in wariwck on a house. I should be tired. Instead I went to Walmart and filled my bart with tons of crap...and it still only came out to $76 bucks.
It blows my mind.
I love you Walmart....
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I worked my ass off today in wariwck on a house. I should be tired. Instead I went to Walmart and filled my bart with tons of crap...and it still only came out to $76 bucks.
It blows my mind.
I love you Walmart....
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Today was just work, then I chilled at my sisters house and spoiled my nephew with yu-gemom (is that how you spell it?) cards.
my sister and I played the DVD version of Trivial Persuit....FUn with a capital FU. Just kidding...but I won....(ahem....of course ...gloat gloat gloat)
But the highlight of the day was watching Monster when I came home.
wow. acting at its best....
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my sister and I played the DVD version of Trivial Persuit....FUn with a capital FU. Just kidding...but I won....(ahem....of course ...gloat gloat gloat)
But the highlight of the day was watching Monster when I came home.
wow. acting at its best....
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thetotalm:
I wouldn't have sex with a camera.....it would probally record that shit.
we walked off a job site yesterday. Grabbed all our shit and left. The guy was dikcing us around and we got the feeling he wasnted going to pay us after the job was done. Since we bought the supplies...we grabbed those too.
The guys who's home we were doing lives near me...and last night when I got out of the shower I saw someone...
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The guys who's home we were doing lives near me...and last night when I got out of the shower I saw someone...
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thetotalm:
Hmmm...welp I could probally fix your computer...dosen't sound like a massive undertaking. As for this dickhead.....that was brilliant to take the supplies. I wish I could take a cusomters pool when they don't pay me But I don't think I could fit the damn thing in my truck...well maybe with a sledge hammer and ohhh about an hour.
But I don't think I could fit the damn thing in my truck...well maybe with a sledge hammer and ohhh about an hour. Last night we went out and gambled. I got raped.....I walked out with my pockets turned inside out lol...but oh well.
Then we went out to play pool.....and again I got raped.
So I drank to ease the pain.
This morning I woke up naked...and next to me was lil novelty items that can be bought at a cumerland farms.
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Then we went out to play pool.....and again I got raped.
So I drank to ease the pain.
This morning I woke up naked...and next to me was lil novelty items that can be bought at a cumerland farms.
I have no recollection of...
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graves:
i always had to hold someones belt loop when i got raped, go figure 
nataskaput:
you roofin gun that's hot
that's hot