Question for you all: Where, oh where do I start a Friends' Thread? I see pre-existing threads, I see the button for THREADS, but I see no way to actually begin a thread. Point me in the right direction please.
I feel a Tom Waits phase creepin' up on me.
But it'll have to wait for my current fuzzyfeedback alternating with irritable gumpiness phase to end.
This is what you want, this is what you get. And remember kids, this is NOT a love song. So pump it up and kick it over.
Ya'll remember Magazine? Yeah.
Tom will have to wait cuz I got too much shit to do today: laundry, groceries, dishes, dogs out, work out, some homework. But, I'm kinda a lazy bastard, so I might do none of those things, and just dick around the house. Plus, it's really frickin cold outside. We'll see.
You know who is hot? Just joshin'; of course you do. Hotness, thy name is Angelina.
I am really rootin' for Ang. and Brad. I like them. I hope all the best for them. The best sex, the best fights, the best makin' up, the best small moments. I like her since she decided to save the world. If more of us got off our asses and shut our cunts and our mouths the world would be a better place.
Have you ever thought of doing a personal Greatest Hits of your journal entries? I did, just this morning. I am thinking of cutting and pasting all the shit that I wrote, and pictures that I posted, of which I am most fond. Fer instance, I really like my "suck it the fuck up" entry in reference to people who whine and moan. I included a pic of a chick with one leg who does triathlons. She could so kick your ass. She kicked mine a couple years ago at a race.
Maybe I'll get "Suck it the Fuck Up" on a t-shirt.
Ideas I am having: I want a chick band (and if I was in a chick band I'd just do this myself) write a response/parallel version of Cake's song Short Skirt/Long Jacket. Call it something like "Tailored Suit/Smells Good" or "Tailored Suit/Expensive Shoes". I'm ready to be hot for a guy in a suit, if you can't tell.
I love a man in uniform.
I would love to be rich and thus be able to take out a full page open letter ad in major newspapers to the record companies and movie studios about how much they suck and why. Honestly, corporate media is so bad there are no words to describe it. But I would find a way to describe it in my open letter.
A hickey is like a shot. In the dark.
Ok, I am going to share with you a brownie recipe I got from Food Network guaranteed to get you laid. If it doesn't work you get your pesos back.
Espresso Brownies
Nonstick spray
1/3 cup plus 2 tbls water
1/3 cup vegetable oil
2 large eggs
2 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons expresso powder
1 box brownie mix (19.8 oz - make it a good one)
3/4 cup semi-sweet choc. chips. I break up a Ghiradelli bar
1 teasp. vanilla extract (the real stuff, not imitation)
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
1 tablespoon unsalted butter, room temp.
Preheat over 350'
Spray a 9 by 13-inch baking pan with nonstick spray. Whisk 1/3 cup of water, oil, eggs, and 2 tablespoons espresso powder in a large bowl to blend. Add the brownie mix. Stir until well blended. Stir in the chocolate chips. Transfer the batter to the prepared baking pan. Bake until a toothpick inserted into the center of the brownies comes out with a few moist crumbs attached, about 35 minutes. Cool completely.
Meanwhile, dissolve the remaining 2 teaspoons of espresso powder in the remaining 2 tablespoons of water in a medium bowl. Whisk in the vanilla. Add the powdered sugar and butter and whisk until smooth. Pour the glaze over the brownies. Refrigerate until the glaze is set. Cut into bite-size
pieces.
I feel a Tom Waits phase creepin' up on me.
But it'll have to wait for my current fuzzyfeedback alternating with irritable gumpiness phase to end.
This is what you want, this is what you get. And remember kids, this is NOT a love song. So pump it up and kick it over.
Ya'll remember Magazine? Yeah.
Tom will have to wait cuz I got too much shit to do today: laundry, groceries, dishes, dogs out, work out, some homework. But, I'm kinda a lazy bastard, so I might do none of those things, and just dick around the house. Plus, it's really frickin cold outside. We'll see.
You know who is hot? Just joshin'; of course you do. Hotness, thy name is Angelina.
I am really rootin' for Ang. and Brad. I like them. I hope all the best for them. The best sex, the best fights, the best makin' up, the best small moments. I like her since she decided to save the world. If more of us got off our asses and shut our cunts and our mouths the world would be a better place.
Have you ever thought of doing a personal Greatest Hits of your journal entries? I did, just this morning. I am thinking of cutting and pasting all the shit that I wrote, and pictures that I posted, of which I am most fond. Fer instance, I really like my "suck it the fuck up" entry in reference to people who whine and moan. I included a pic of a chick with one leg who does triathlons. She could so kick your ass. She kicked mine a couple years ago at a race.
Maybe I'll get "Suck it the Fuck Up" on a t-shirt.
Ideas I am having: I want a chick band (and if I was in a chick band I'd just do this myself) write a response/parallel version of Cake's song Short Skirt/Long Jacket. Call it something like "Tailored Suit/Smells Good" or "Tailored Suit/Expensive Shoes". I'm ready to be hot for a guy in a suit, if you can't tell.
I love a man in uniform.
I would love to be rich and thus be able to take out a full page open letter ad in major newspapers to the record companies and movie studios about how much they suck and why. Honestly, corporate media is so bad there are no words to describe it. But I would find a way to describe it in my open letter.
A hickey is like a shot. In the dark.
Ok, I am going to share with you a brownie recipe I got from Food Network guaranteed to get you laid. If it doesn't work you get your pesos back.
Espresso Brownies
Nonstick spray
1/3 cup plus 2 tbls water
1/3 cup vegetable oil
2 large eggs
2 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons expresso powder
1 box brownie mix (19.8 oz - make it a good one)
3/4 cup semi-sweet choc. chips. I break up a Ghiradelli bar
1 teasp. vanilla extract (the real stuff, not imitation)
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
1 tablespoon unsalted butter, room temp.
Preheat over 350'
Spray a 9 by 13-inch baking pan with nonstick spray. Whisk 1/3 cup of water, oil, eggs, and 2 tablespoons espresso powder in a large bowl to blend. Add the brownie mix. Stir until well blended. Stir in the chocolate chips. Transfer the batter to the prepared baking pan. Bake until a toothpick inserted into the center of the brownies comes out with a few moist crumbs attached, about 35 minutes. Cool completely.
Meanwhile, dissolve the remaining 2 teaspoons of espresso powder in the remaining 2 tablespoons of water in a medium bowl. Whisk in the vanilla. Add the powdered sugar and butter and whisk until smooth. Pour the glaze over the brownies. Refrigerate until the glaze is set. Cut into bite-size
pieces.
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