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I'm the best Air Hockey player in the world. Self-taught, no lessons.
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tomosnemesis:
i accidently posted to my own journal a response to you. but yeah, i want to learn if you're willing to watch me get frustrated. tongue
polaris:
whatever hardass. guys are only mean to girls they like. since you punched me, i have nothing left to assume but that you're in love with me. kiss
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Guess who found his fucking metal fingers today? Me muthafuckas! That's who. I picked up the acoustic today and the first thing that came out of me was a rapidly double picked riff. Then I switched into some Dillinger Escape Plan mode and fucking rocked my socks off. My metal fingers are back!! YAY!!!! mad
polaris:
you're insane.

you're going to see Aaron tomorrow night. then that motherfucker is road tripping with me to LA. what a fucking awesome motherfucker!
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Tonight is going to be fucking rad. The Deftones and Poison the fucking Well. All I need now is a blowjob and I'll be set. Wicked.... wink
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maxxus:
I want pictures of Ye Olde Gyant Vagyna
mexicore:
oh man I was gonna go to that, but instead I went to Cali to party with my peeps.
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Tonight's journal is long and full of me bitching. Just a warning.

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So I come home Friday night and my roommate is under the sink drilling a hole into the wall because we had planned on adding a new shelf under the sink. So I walk in, put down my stuff, and change to help him with the project and right when I walk...
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ms:
Bye bye Inara....
ms:
Oh...she's back.....Hello Inara...punkass
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My Giant Vagina is almost done. Halloween, here I come.
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polaris:
only for you baby
llona:
nice.
you'll win the prize.
xoxo
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i got a question mark
i got a need to always take some shoot in the dark
i don't have to make pretend the picture i'm in is totally clear
you think that all things have a way they ought to appear
'cos you know you know you know you know
you know you know you know you know you know
i don't
i dream...
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monica:
frown frown frown r.i.p. elliot
ms:
My vagina is almost done. Halloween, here I come.
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I am going to have the best fucking Halloween costume...EVER!! I am going as a Giant Vagina. So far I have the base of the vagina done. I have made a hoodie for my head which is masquerading as a clitoris. All I have to do is stitch in the rest of the pubic hair (I have a nice landing strip already stitched) and stitch...
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inara:
Woah. Did you use a vagina model to copy the likeness for accuracy? I think you know more about what vaginas look like than I do eeek

tongue
I cant wait to see it biggrin
mothra:
That's such a rad costume, I don't have the balls to pull something like that off.
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So the wedding today was wicked cozy. Maybe forty people. It was a little too cozy. Everyone there was family and friends that were all married. There were exactly nine single women there. Only four were of age and of those four, one is a lesbian and the other is ninety-two.

So I had my pick of the bride's sister (who is ridiculously hot but...
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polaris:
i'm such a downer lately. for some reason. just a big effort to be positive about a few things lately. come over and we'll lay around like walruses all day and watch family guy.
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The warm milkiness of her thighs caress my head. Her eyes are blazing through the top of my head. I love it. I wallow in the lust that permeates our pores and envelopes us like a warm blanket.

Her breasts are tender and firm under my hands. Two pink suns barely laying above the white horizon of her breasts. The scent down here invites me...
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mexicore:
eh, que whatever
sicily:
mmmm...i could use a personal sex slave. send me a mission statement and perhaps i'll consider the offer kiss kiss