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Tonight's journal is long and full of me bitching. Just a warning.

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So I come home Friday night and my roommate is under the sink drilling a hole into the wall because we had planned on adding a new shelf under the sink. So I walk in, put down my stuff, and change to help him with the project and right when I walk...
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My Giant Vagina is almost done. Halloween, here I come.

i got a question mark
i got a need to always take some shoot in the dark
i don't have to make pretend the picture i'm in is totally clear
you think that all things have a way they ought to appear
'cos you know you know you know you know
you know you know you know you know you know
i don't
i dream...
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I am going to have the best fucking Halloween costume...EVER!! I am going as a Giant Vagina. So far I have the base of the vagina done. I have made a hoodie for my head which is masquerading as a clitoris. All I have to do is stitch in the rest of the pubic hair (I have a nice landing strip already stitched) and stitch...
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So the wedding today was wicked cozy. Maybe forty people. It was a little too cozy. Everyone there was family and friends that were all married. There were exactly nine single women there. Only four were of age and of those four, one is a lesbian and the other is ninety-two.

So I had my pick of the bride's sister (who is ridiculously hot but...
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The warm milkiness of her thighs caress my head. Her eyes are blazing through the top of my head. I love it. I wallow in the lust that permeates our pores and envelopes us like a warm blanket.

Her breasts are tender and firm under my hands. Two pink suns barely laying above the white horizon of her breasts. The scent down here invites me...
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So, the wedding this weekend was wicked nice. I had a chance to see some folks I had not seen in about seven years and it was all about good times. I did date the bride once for a week my sophomore year. This little fact is important to know becasue some people are still living with the idea that who we were and what...
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Today is the day of wedding #1 in my two-week-in-a-row wedding stint. Old high school crush. I almost want to say "I object to this marriage!" when the pastor/priest/rabbi/deacon/consulate says if anyone has an objection to these two being joined in marriage. Then I'll just say that I'm kidding and to go along with the ritual. I'm such a dick.

I came to the realization that I am a cultural oil-and-water mixture: I am a Vegetarian Mexican. My culture definitely does not promote vegetarianism. I mean, come on, we have a holiday specifically designed to celebrate dead things. But it's not just that. None of our food is very veggie friendly. There are plenty of vegetables but all the gusto normally comes from the meat...
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Why have I been dragging so much ass recently? I have so much to do and all the time in the world to do it with and yet I am dragging ass. Does anyone wanna fuck? I'm horny. Wait a minute, on second thought I'd better cancel that. No time for sex, only time for writing. But damn, a lay would be good about right...
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Dear Diary,

My mind says "no" but my body says "yes." What should I do?

Mike

All I need to do is finish the dialogue. The story is laid out and ready to go. From here on out it's all "blah blah blah."