mrzablowdowski

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n' look at dhis littl' fella.
at the bottom.
tryin' ta get busy
wit' da scuba man.
you have to work hard.
n' listen ta me.
dhis could be
you.
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Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo

He pussy.
Gr-r-reat!

No way fat boy.

You change the baking soda every six months.
So it must be time for a new fridge dragon.
Been eight years.
I'm going down to China town. Get one.
Put in the fridge.
Fluorescent wire toy, bedevilled by oriental wizardry.
Keeps bad things out of the fridge.
If the lights out.
If it walks or crawls on the face of the...
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I'm wrong and roomie is freakishly strong.

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Heaven's Mouth! Totally.
It's like paradise.
Better than paradise.
It's a slice of heaven right here on Earth.
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Y Tu Mama Tambien

Nice beach.

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And so we started to learn about their lives.
Covering all the collected memories of times we hadn't experienced. We felt the imprisonment of being a girl.
The way it made your mind active and dreamy.
And how you ended up knowing what colors went together. We knew the girls were really women in disguise. That they knew about love and even death.
And...
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Roomie says "don't use the word rock lightly".

I was watching TV. Saw a documentary on lottery winners. A doctor in England, through his research, had come up with a formula. A formula for happiness.
I wrote it down.

r = h ( e ( f a ) ) + e
r = you are
h = happy
e = educated or employed
f = female
a = active

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they prepared for their journey and waved goodbye, and "slipped the surly bonds of earth" to "touch the face of God."

Ronald Reagan January 28, 1986
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Always moved by.Today more so.

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Not this time girl.
Not this time.
Not this fucking time.
No. No, no no. No, no, no. No.
No. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No.
No. Not this this fucking time.
No fucking way. No fucking way.
No fucking way. No fucking way.
You made me look a right cunt.
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Sexy Beast

Winsome ways.

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Solid
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Undercover Brother