Roll.
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Smarty pants!
Was going to write something long and lofty about dreams, goals and aspirations. Screw that!
Sitting with a wad of tolet paper, an empty glass and a drunken smoked turkey sandwich.
How do I know it's drunk? You ask. I cut my hand. And half a spliff. And it's a little party.
See you tonight, through the sneeze shield in the casino buffet line.
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She baked a cake. She knew he was coming.
Just before her top went off, his pager did.
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I got some HandzOff Anti-Masturbatory Gum as a gift.
"When you've got a fire down below and you must say no -- chew HandzOff instead!"
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A geek world first person shooter. In the sub basement, putting a round into some digital box. Or, just whack it with a crowbar. It's nowadays coming up a little lame.
"Need to do a little more drinking." My buddy's mom blushes.
I like to tell her that, every chance.
I think we both know all the best stories are about girls and drinking.
______
Smarty pants!
Was going to write something long and lofty about dreams, goals and aspirations. Screw that!
Sitting with a wad of tolet paper, an empty glass and a drunken smoked turkey sandwich.
How do I know it's drunk? You ask. I cut my hand. And half a spliff. And it's a little party.
See you tonight, through the sneeze shield in the casino buffet line.
______
She baked a cake. She knew he was coming.
Just before her top went off, his pager did.
______
I got some HandzOff Anti-Masturbatory Gum as a gift.
"When you've got a fire down below and you must say no -- chew HandzOff instead!"
______
A geek world first person shooter. In the sub basement, putting a round into some digital box. Or, just whack it with a crowbar. It's nowadays coming up a little lame.
"Need to do a little more drinking." My buddy's mom blushes.
I like to tell her that, every chance.
I think we both know all the best stories are about girls and drinking.
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
there is still good in the world, we just have to work hard to keep it here!
i like your poetry, it's really unique and cool to read!
girls and drinking, for sure.
i had my fair share of all three this weekend.