mrzablowdowski

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President George W. Bush
the 43rd President of the United States
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note: W stands for Walker

Boss gives you the day off. Love'm.

Spend time in the shelter. Wait for it to blow over. Watch the TV.
A woman showed CNN the stuff she stocked up. Top of the bag a Pictionary. Never thought. I am idle. Idle hands. You know what they say about idle hands. I thought Trivial Pursuit.
Any suggestion?

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BENVOLIO
O Romeo, Romeo, brave Mercutio's dead!
That gallant spirit hath aspired the clouds,
Which too untimely here did scorn the earth.

ROMEO
This day's black fate on more days doth depend;
This but begins the woe, others must end.

William Shakespeare
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wally gator is the meanest alligator
in the swamp
he's a real perpetrator
when he really starts to romp
there's never been a greater operator
in the swamp
see ya later
wally gator

...something about love

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Well, you know what they say about slugs?
No, what do they say about slugs?
They always leave slime in their tracks.
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Angel Heart

Here the slug trails lead to the warm side of the bed.

Take any two critters. Man size them. Put them in a wrestling ring. Who would survive?
Always bet the flea.

Work me.

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It's gonna affect my... ugh
overall fuck'n ability to be normal.
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FUBAR

all reality
moved away
long ago

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n' look at dhis littl' fella.
at the bottom.
tryin' ta get busy
wit' da scuba man.
you have to work hard.
n' listen ta me.
dhis could be
you.
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Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo

He pussy.
Gr-r-reat!

No way fat boy.

You change the baking soda every six months.
So it must be time for a new fridge dragon.
Been eight years.
I'm going down to China town. Get one.
Put in the fridge.
Fluorescent wire toy, bedevilled by oriental wizardry.
Keeps bad things out of the fridge.
If the lights out.
If it walks or crawls on the face of the...
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I'm wrong and roomie is freakishly strong.