mrstitches

I finally got my baby back. I am so relieved. I just needed a new distributer cap, which I probably could do myself except the bolts holding it on were horribly rusted. Luckily my mechanic was able to get the cap off and the bolts out without breaking any of the bolts off. And he let me pass inspection even though my muffler is only...
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Well, I started back at work on Monday. Terribly exciting.
It only took two days to be reminded how much I hate having to fix other people's fuck ups. A job that should have taken an hour or two wound up taking about 8 because of some jerk or another. At least I get paid by the hour.

Something something.

I really shouldn't watch the food network at 3 in the morning.

Why didn't anyone tell me that you could deep fry pickles?!

So, the herpes medicine commercial say that "over 70% of people with herpes said they got it when their partner didn't show signs of herpes". That means that almost 30% of people who have herpes got it because they fucked someone with herpes sores on their junk. . .Who does that?

Also, I keep seeing this commercial. For these pads. They stick on to the...
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God, I forgot how boring unemployment is, and how useless not doing anything all day makes me feel.
Maybe I actually will look for some work, at least part time, instead of just pretending like I will this year.

Sexin': I needs it.

I've been cleaning pools for four years now. In that time I have some how managed to never fall into one.
Today was probably, with the crazy ass wind taken into account, the coldest day I have worked this job. And I fucking fell in a damned pool. I still can't find my testicles.