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Tired.
sharona1881:
me too frown
and im not even working
mistersatan:
You have the right idea, but trying to "suck up the pain" of gout is kind of like trying to eat a habanero pepper, rectum-first.

Seriously, it hurt THAT bad.
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I have nothing to say, but, as I have probably said before, that isn't going to stop me.

Shit is the same as ever. Work all week, sit on my ass on my day(s) off. Except I am stuck working with another guy this summer, which is cruel as my helper could be working with someone else, and my boss knows I prefer to work...
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bill_the_cat:
On the other hand who would want a job where they're universally hated unless they are getting really well paid?
bill_the_cat:
You're probably right. Satanists too, in all likelihood.
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Man, I want to be some kind of colonist. Let's go NASA. Get a move on.
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notoriouscat:
was that good or bad? confused
nofi:
goddamnit!!!

colon-ist.

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So, I just saw the beginning of a commercial for a bicycle with an automatic transmission. And, at first, I though, which kind of amazing idiot would pay money for something like that. Then I remembered how many times i have laughed at jerks I've seen riding bikes, peddling like crazy, but barely moving because they didn't know enough to switch gears.

Of course, the...
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joshuabell:
doomed indeed, but we cant win em all
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Good Evening ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the secret news.
Ssshhh.

Here's the secret news:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

All people are afraid.
No one knows what they're doing.
Everything is getting worse.
Some people deserve to die.
Your money is worthless.
No one is properly dressed.
At least one of your children will disappoint you.
The system is rigged.
Your house will never...
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So, the other day, I was at this guys house to clean his pool, and I see this chipmunk chilling about two feet from where I was going to be standing in a moment. Nothing out of the ordinary there, I am always seeing chipmunks. However, when I get really close to it, it just sits there. Which is rather out of the ordinary. Chipmunks...
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eyesofatragedy:
Wow.. that is.. really weird? Maybe it was a chipmunk that survived getting hit by a car and had a little bit of brain damage..?
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Sometimes, a day goes by very quickly, but in a terrible way. LIke, every time you look at a clock it feels like an hour has disappeared somehow. But at the same time, at the end of the day, the morning seems like it was a week ago. I don't like feeling exhausted but feeling like I got basically nothing done at work, and still...
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ladyexxa:
o good, me too. welcome to the maaaaaaaaaaaaaagical kindom of being my friend!

I'll make you a cake-mix milkshake. But instead of milk, we'll use water. ok?
ladyexxa:
No? An uncooked hotdog, then? Rolled in lime jello powder.
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So tired. I don't know why, since unlike in the past we aren't shorthanded at work right now, but the hours have been particularly bad for the past few weeks. There should be a law against 70+ hour weeks. Especially for something as unimportant and basically meaningless as the pool business.

At least I am off the hook for training new idiots for the time...
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kaikai:
Lets go to the zoo this summer. I'm serious.
morgan:
Exactly!

I once read an article about SG written by an anti-porn feminist. She bothered to quote actual SGs, but whenever an SG said anything positive about the site or nude modeling, she'd word it this way "SG Joe Schmoe CLAIMS she joined the site because she wanted to express her individuality and likes her boobs". As if all the SGs she interviewed were either lying to her or were deluded.

I wanted to point out to her how much her "claimed" wording sounded like someone saying that women who are raped are just "claiming" that something bad happened to them.