mrstitches

bah.

Crap.

I got blue goo pool chemical algestroy in my eye today at work. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my cornea. It's low enough that it isn't going to effect my vision, but it's fucking irritating as hell. Also, I'm an idiot.
I got it in my eye at about 9 this morning. And I decided it would get better on...
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I wish my boss wouldn't have me start back in the middle of a pay period. I had paychecks for two days work. even if they were both ten hour days. But I got a dollar an hour raise, so that's awesome. But I am still working with the black, non-rooster foghorn leghorn. Which has to be worth another dollar an hour, even if he...
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Work sucks, but whiskey is still good.

Also, The Kinks are awesome. If you don't like The Kinks I don't like you.

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My neck hurts.
The modern version of hungry hungry hippos is a piece of crap. I weep for my niece and nephew having to grow up with this garbage.
Play-doh still smells good.
I don't like the guy on...
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So, I go back to work on tuesday. I suppose that's a good thing. I can be such a hopeless optimist sometimes, at least when it comes to my own life. I really though I might have found a better job before it was time to go back to the pool business. I don't know why I thought that. But I did. I should get...
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There is a raccoon in the basement window well by my computer. Son of a bitch scared the crap out of me. It must have dove into the window well head first and slammed into the window. They're so cute for garbage eating, disease ridden things. I'm lucky the window is locked properly though, sometimes they don't lock right and a strong wind will push...
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You ever go into a bar you haven't been in before, and it seems alright. It's early, and there aren't a lot of people, but they seem like decent people, and the music seems alright. But then as it starts to get crowded you realize you've made a horrible mistake and are drinking in a bar full of douche bags, and suddenly the music is...
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I just watched Astronaut Farmer, and it has inspired me.
It has inspired me to never watch Astronaut Farmer again.

"So, MrStitches, what have you been up to?" you ask.
"Shut your hole" I reply.

Nothing. At all really.

Saturday though I get to see cavewoman titties and dinosaur bones. Also butterflies and fake stars on a ceiling.
Then back to nothing.
Why can't I...
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Every time I see a rerun of the TV show John Doe, I get all angry again over how they ended the show. SUCH bullshit. It answers one question and raises about 15 more, not to mention the unanswered questions from before. I hate everyone involved in that show, and everyone from whichever network it originally aired on. Bunch of bastards.

My thumb hurts. I think I'll sue nintendo. How am I supposed to sit around all day with my thumb up my ass if it's all achy?

I loathe ventriloquists.