what day is it? saturday?
fuck.
i had surgery for my nose on wednesday and i've been on heavy meds ever since.......hoo, boy!
now i can drink again, which might not be such a good thing, but fuck it
now i gotta find which SG inspired alistairmather's character
i apologize if i type fucked up, but im drunk
it's raining really hard here in savannah...
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fuck.
i had surgery for my nose on wednesday and i've been on heavy meds ever since.......hoo, boy!
now i can drink again, which might not be such a good thing, but fuck it
now i gotta find which SG inspired alistairmather's character
i apologize if i type fucked up, but im drunk
it's raining really hard here in savannah...
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i took way too much dexedrine (time release) before work and now i'm jacked!!!!
some guy brought back a keg that was still cold and half-full, so we drank a bunch of it
now i'm just thinking stupid thoughts really fast and still cant sleep
i've been perusing the boards for hours and now im bored
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!!
also, i just saw the...
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i took way too much dexedrine (time release) before work and now i'm jacked!!!!
some guy brought back a keg that was still cold and half-full, so we drank a bunch of it
now i'm just thinking stupid thoughts really fast and still cant sleep
i've been perusing the boards for hours and now im bored
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!!
also, i just saw the...
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nogodsnomanagers:
seen the slackers twice
and both times i skank'd so hard
my legs were ACHING
i love em i do
ngnm
and both times i skank'd so hard
my legs were ACHING
i love em i do
ngnm
alistairmather:
i think the best thing about it is you now have an excuse to go through every girls first set till you find the one that matches.
good luck with that, and tell me who you decide on. need to see if i am even a tenth as good as i hope i am at this.
good luck with that, and tell me who you decide on. need to see if i am even a tenth as good as i hope i am at this.
hey, kids!
first off, check out my haiku challenge on the lifestyle board, the more posts the better
anyway, i found a buncha lotta terra cotta pots in an alley tonight, even a big one! i also found a porn titled "Ape Suit #3" which turned out to be a hairy gay porn
not really my thing, but still amusing
the black eyes from my...
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first off, check out my haiku challenge on the lifestyle board, the more posts the better
anyway, i found a buncha lotta terra cotta pots in an alley tonight, even a big one! i also found a porn titled "Ape Suit #3" which turned out to be a hairy gay porn
not really my thing, but still amusing
the black eyes from my...
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well, they didn't set my nose today, i go in for the "surgery" on tuesday
but the doc did give me 30 double-strong vicodin for no reason i could fathom
i also found a bottle of codeine cough syrup in my fridge........hehe
ill be in the corner not breathing
My documentary (that I did field sound for) is being shown at 7:50 tonight at the...
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but the doc did give me 30 double-strong vicodin for no reason i could fathom
i also found a bottle of codeine cough syrup in my fridge........hehe
ill be in the corner not breathing
My documentary (that I did field sound for) is being shown at 7:50 tonight at the...
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imbleeding:
There is nothing better in life than a bottle of hydrocodone. *drools*
I'm a pill nerd too. Blargh. I'm sucha dork....I'll hide in the corner now.
I'm a pill nerd too. Blargh. I'm sucha dork....I'll hide in the corner now.
bort79:
Hey you were right so I changed my Favorite Sexual Postion thing! 
Poetry Day Again!
i gotta go to work soon, so here's a quickie:
l(a
le
af
fa
ll
s)
one
l
iness
- E.E. Cummings
and a dirty limerick to round it off
There once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a...
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i gotta go to work soon, so here's a quickie:
l(a
le
af
fa
ll
s)
one
l
iness
- E.E. Cummings
and a dirty limerick to round it off
There once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a...
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alistairmather:
thank you and congratulations. you're the first person to call me an asshole on this site... it took a while but i knew my gracious charm and subtle wit would eventually get me the recognition i so deserve <wipes tear from eye>
really though, glad you like the story. nice to know i'm not the only half-crazed obsessive who couldn't get away from his childhood love of bad pulp fiction - AHHAAHAHAHAA THE WORLD IS AS MAD AS ME!!!
<ahem> sorry about that.
next chapter should be up tonight or tomorrow... and i don't think there is anything wrong with your entries. jumping spiders and e.e. cummings. what more could you ask for?
really though, glad you like the story. nice to know i'm not the only half-crazed obsessive who couldn't get away from his childhood love of bad pulp fiction - AHHAAHAHAHAA THE WORLD IS AS MAD AS ME!!!
<ahem> sorry about that.
next chapter should be up tonight or tomorrow... and i don't think there is anything wrong with your entries. jumping spiders and e.e. cummings. what more could you ask for?
My house is infested with jumping spiders, and I think that's wicked awesome!
I'm gonna go to the beach and pretend I'm a pirate!
I'm gonna go to the beach and pretend I'm a pirate!
pip:
What the hell are jumping spiders?
And I finally read your poem. Sorry it took me so damn long. But I seriously was not expecting 50+ to go along with JPD! i'm so glad they did so I've spent all week traking them down and thanking them. I did enjoy the poem. It is so hard to get past all the high school bs.
And I finally read your poem. Sorry it took me so damn long. But I seriously was not expecting 50+ to go along with JPD! i'm so glad they did so I've spent all week traking them down and thanking them. I did enjoy the poem. It is so hard to get past all the high school bs.
ok, i guess it's two days ago now, but my ex-roommate broke my nose
ow, it hurts, although i did get some vicodin out of it
that's my last friendly fight for the hell of it
i've gotten a broken nose, two broken fingers, and a broken rib, along with several nasty black eyes and a split lip
i don't know why i ever thought...
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ow, it hurts, although i did get some vicodin out of it
that's my last friendly fight for the hell of it
i've gotten a broken nose, two broken fingers, and a broken rib, along with several nasty black eyes and a split lip
i don't know why i ever thought...
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Ok, poetry wednesday, eh?
I would love to post some things I have written here, but my self-consciousness simply won't allow it. Perhaps another day if I can muster the courage.
I don't have a copy of this particular poem on hand, so here's the line I can remember:
I shall create! If not a note, a hole.
If not an overture, a desecration.
-Gwendolyn...
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I would love to post some things I have written here, but my self-consciousness simply won't allow it. Perhaps another day if I can muster the courage.
I don't have a copy of this particular poem on hand, so here's the line I can remember:
I shall create! If not a note, a hole.
If not an overture, a desecration.
-Gwendolyn...
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caz:
i wake up in a crappy situation every morning, i so love my dreams...
i passed my second welding class today
flat position electric arc stick.......got an A!
i are happy
now im gonna go get drunk on the beach
hell's yeah
if you missed it:
How is a raven like a writing desk?
Poe wrote on both.
from "This is the Way the World Ends"
laters
flat position electric arc stick.......got an A!
i are happy
now im gonna go get drunk on the beach
hell's yeah
if you missed it:
How is a raven like a writing desk?
Poe wrote on both.
from "This is the Way the World Ends"
laters
betsyjane:
Yes I have eybrows now. Yes that shirt is part of a dress made for my by an up and coming fashion designer named Ann Liv Young - the nipple area is cut out and clear plastic squares were sewn over the holes. She said the dress was to be worn without a bra but I chicked out as I was wearing it to a dance in virginia and I think they have mean indecency laws.
scylla:
Haven't read Infinite jest. i was thinking of picking it up the day I got crytonomicon but I'd forgotten the author name. The end!
More love for Stormy!
she had a hard day, go give kisses
my friend gave me a kickass switchblade for helping him find our other friend when he went on a bender
i missed a pirate party tonight cos i had to work
damn.
i do have a big bottle of tequila, though
i found all these bitchin' old skeleton keys at work today in...
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she had a hard day, go give kisses
my friend gave me a kickass switchblade for helping him find our other friend when he went on a bender
i missed a pirate party tonight cos i had to work
damn.
i do have a big bottle of tequila, though
i found all these bitchin' old skeleton keys at work today in...
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let it take over your mind
don't let it scare you
you are far too nice to me
xx ngnm
and i suggest embracing insanity. nothing is more enlightening then madness.
once again, thank you.