mrschainsaw

My boyfriend is a nerd. (as he gives me the history of Nintendo)

But that's one of the reasons why I love him.

A certain hot nerdy boy with tattoos and facial hair = Ashley's wet dream.

I think this summer, what I might do rather than just get a second part time job, is volunteer someplace. I was thinking at an abortion clinic, because that would be interesting, but sadly I'm not quite sure how to go about volunteering somewhere....I only know how to get jobs. I suppose it would be the same....Then I'll just ask for more hours at work...
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What makes him worth it?

His quick wit, his empathy, his generosity, how he can put up with my shit/neurotic self day in and day out , the way he looks at me, the way he fucks me, the way he holds me, the way I'm 100% safe around him, how sometimes he just <I>knows</I>....

I could go on much longer, but I'm too exhausted...
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There are many advantages to being in a relationship, but I think the one I like the most is the convenience and never-ending supply of sex.

I wish Joe was here...

How do you know when you've found closure?

Is it when you can think of the other person without that godawful sinking feeling that makes your head pound? Or when you suddenly wouldn't do anything to be able to go back in time and right past wrongs? Is it when you no longer feel that you <I>need</I> the other person, that maybe....your life is better...
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ow, my ovaries hurt today.

I'm in heat. I like this. So does Joe. Everybody's happy! Hooray! But Joe's sick. This makes me sad.

Season's greetings and all that jazz!

I like cats.

So I went to my work's christmas party tonight.

My boss got me a plant. A fucking veggie in a cup. I was unimpressed to say the least. I would have much rather gotten chocolate.

This is yet another reason why I need to find another job. I'll start looking again tommorrow.

I like boys. mmmm.......

I went to the Stone Sour/Chevelle concert here in Toronto last night, awesome show. if any of you haven't checked either of these bands out, do so now.

I mean it! now!

I hate my job.

You know, it's sites like this that make me glad the sites like SuicideGirls are around. THis site seems so smutty and vulgar compared to this site. Kudos go to all the girls out there helping bring back the art, beauty, and grace to porn, especially tasteful porn.

I just had to say that.....every single girl here is absolutely beautiful.

Last night I fucked my boyfriend with my strap-on. It was fun. I'll definitely have to do that again...