mrpenbrook

I want to punch my cat so bad! She's so annoying! But I would never hit her. But I want to! I want to wrap her up in a sheet and spin her around until she throws up from being dizzy! But how could any civilized person do that to a sweet little kitty, even if she jumps on your face with claws full out at 4 in the morning, just because she's bored and lonely? I wish I could either reason with her or punch her, but I can't! Oh, that fucking cat.