The problem with lying is keeping all your lies straight, so you don't forget what lies you told to whom, because then you might contradict yourself to the wrong person, or they might spill the beans to each other. This is why I carry around "The Book of Lies." It is not the one written by Aleister Crowley; it's a blank notebook in which I write down each lie I tell as soon after I tell it as possible, along with relevant information such as who I told it to and why I told it. But now I realize that in light of the power of database technology, my book is kind of primitive. What I really need is a piece of software that I can enter my lies into along with all of that other stuff. The software can then map out relationships between the lie and the person lied to with other lies and people. It could warn me if I do something like tell two directly contradictory lies to people that are good friends, or otherwise create situations in which my lies could be my undoing. I cannot even imagine how much I could lie if I had that kind of technology at my disposal. It boggles my dishonest mind.
Song: "Ruby" by The Apples In Stereo
Tinkerbell's mood: Pouty
Song: "Ruby" by The Apples In Stereo
Tinkerbell's mood: Pouty
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ryan:
this is why i don't lie. i don't have the time or engergy to. it's so much easier telling the truth... you don't have to remember anything...
smith:
Oh, no no! That prize was for Flux. Rot-13 is far too easy for anyone that's seen it before. Besides, you didn't tell me where it was from.