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I have just spent the last three and a half hours sat in front of my laptop trying to get this godforsaken cheap motherf*$&*$$%**er scanner to install and I am still none the wiser
Please please pleeeeease, if anyone can save my sanity and tell me how I install it I will be eternally grateful. If it helps, I have just...
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I have just spent the last three and a half hours sat in front of my laptop trying to get this godforsaken cheap motherf*$&*$$%**er scanner to install and I am still none the wiser
Please please pleeeeease, if anyone can save my sanity and tell me how I install it I will be eternally grateful. If it helps, I have just... Read More
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rainwolfkin:
oh no! i'm sorry that you are angry at your scanner. you should definately rub your bum all over it before sending it back 
i would offer some advice, but, like i've said before, i'm computer stupid. 
i think you should do some mushrooms instead of lsd. lsd is too synthetic and full of crap that fucks you up. and mushrooms can be just a good or better--an all together more enjoyable experience, and it doesn't leave residue in your system for the rest of your life.
kyle once told someone that they could never been as good as acid and to prove him wrong, the said someone gave him some that resulted in him standing in the kitchen of some random houseparty saying 'meep meep meep meep meep' for 2.5 hours. he lost it completely and has no recollection of said event.
i would offer some advice, but, like i've said before, i'm computer stupid.
i think you should do some mushrooms instead of lsd. lsd is too synthetic and full of crap that fucks you up. and mushrooms can be just a good or better--an all together more enjoyable experience, and it doesn't leave residue in your system for the rest of your life.
kyle once told someone that they could never been as good as acid and to prove him wrong, the said someone gave him some that resulted in him standing in the kitchen of some random houseparty saying 'meep meep meep meep meep' for 2.5 hours. he lost it completely and has no recollection of said event.
suicidedoggie:
Sorry you're having trouble with the scanner. I may be able to help if you're up for telling me what's going wrong. (You've probably binned it by now though!) I'm out this evening but reckon on being at home the rest of this week (and the next two) writing fucking essays.
And THANKS V MUCH for the pressie!!!! I'm tickled pink. (But that's probably more detail than you wanted to know.) Seems particularly apt given the Pope thing going on right now (the book, not being tickled or being pink). I really look forward to reading it!
Fuck the manly handshake - here's a continental (but not French) kiss for ya!
And THANKS V MUCH for the pressie!!!! I'm tickled pink. (But that's probably more detail than you wanted to know.) Seems particularly apt given the Pope thing going on right now (the book, not being tickled or being pink). I really look forward to reading it!
Fuck the manly handshake - here's a continental (but not French) kiss for ya!
"Good afternoon, Doc"
"Ah, MRO, welcome. Please sit down..."
Blah blah blah blah......high blood pressure.......blah blah blah.....too much stress......blah blah blah....cut down substantially on coffee intake......blah blah blah......take two of these daily......blah blah blah
OK, whatever. Am I going to die as a result of the blackouts? No
Did you find anything 'interesting' in my blood samples?...
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"Ah, MRO, welcome. Please sit down..."
Blah blah blah blah......high blood pressure.......blah blah blah.....too much stress......blah blah blah....cut down substantially on coffee intake......blah blah blah......take two of these daily......blah blah blah
OK, whatever. Am I going to die as a result of the blackouts? No
Did you find anything 'interesting' in my blood samples?...
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suicidedoggie:
A cunning and brilliantly thought through explanation. Sadly however I only heard about this imposter chappie this morning. I suppose I might have been subliminally aware of him though. However the shyness hypothesis - not on your nelly. I can happily go into any social situation and make a fool of myself quite readily - and in fact often do 
Thanks for the b-day wishes and manly handshake. I look forward to meeting you at some point!
Thanks for the b-day wishes and manly handshake. I look forward to meeting you at some point!
suicidedoggie:
Partied out a bit, yeah. Just popping out to get some gourmet pizza. On my own. Everyone's out having fun without me Oh well, there's always SG, my faithful DVD player, and Call of Duty. 
Oh well, there's always SG, my faithful DVD player, and Call of Duty. It's official - I live in The Twilight Zone.
My little black out episode happened on Monday morning and since then I have blown three light bulbs and two fuses at home. That is too much of a coincidence and frankly scares the beejesus out of me. I am <---> that close to being scared to go to turn the lights off at night in...
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My little black out episode happened on Monday morning and since then I have blown three light bulbs and two fuses at home. That is too much of a coincidence and frankly scares the beejesus out of me. I am <---> that close to being scared to go to turn the lights off at night in...
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suicidedoggie:
Dude, sorry you're not coming over and are generally feeling crappy. I was looking forward to meeting you. Especially in a pointy hat and saying "Surprise!". But maybe that's an excuse for us to come over to Jersey and cause a quasi-international incident of some kind. 
I once performed a rain spell at boarding school. It had been a long hot summer and that day was no different. Me and my friends all gathered around the window, I stuck my finger out there and started the spell. There was then a fucking big flash and I was thrown across the study. I think it was some kind of electric shock - static, lightening, I don't know - but that evening it started raining and didn't stop for days. I ended up in the hospital with a serious finger burn and a v weird rep among my school friends.
I think you're seeing el doctor today, no? Hope the results are OK and that the advice is simply to get on with things again. And you're not at all crap. (And if you are, that's OK too because I suspect we all are.) 
I once performed a rain spell at boarding school. It had been a long hot summer and that day was no different. Me and my friends all gathered around the window, I stuck my finger out there and started the spell. There was then a fucking big flash and I was thrown across the study. I think it was some kind of electric shock - static, lightening, I don't know - but that evening it started raining and didn't stop for days. I ended up in the hospital with a serious finger burn and a v weird rep among my school friends.
I think you're seeing el doctor today, no? Hope the results are OK and that the advice is simply to get on with things again. And you're not at all crap. (And if you are, that's OK too because I suspect we all are.)
leola:
Mro, I love you. Your observations on Koala bears are nothing short of brilliant and match my own exactly. I often worry about the suicidal koalas crying "God! Please! No more fucking eucalyptus leaves!"
I'll try and remember to photograph my thigh for you tonight.
What a shame about the weekend - I wish you could come to the party - I'll be there, nibbling on eucalyptus leaves and scowling. xx
I'll try and remember to photograph my thigh for you tonight.
What a shame about the weekend - I wish you could come to the party - I'll be there, nibbling on eucalyptus leaves and scowling. xx
Thank you for all your kind comments on my present state of health - the blood test results are due back on Friday and I shall keep the non-squeamish readers posted.
Actually, there's something about that which bothers me a little. Although I am now bored with experimenting with illegal substances, I did partake a little on Saturday night and I am marginally concerned the...
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Actually, there's something about that which bothers me a little. Although I am now bored with experimenting with illegal substances, I did partake a little on Saturday night and I am marginally concerned the...
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someoneuk:
I retract my number then. But it would be fun if you won something... I'm writing these numbers down now, so if they come up we'll have to share the jackpot.
Tories? I find them much more "Meh" than most other parties.
You seem to have no number higher than 25, but still you havwe the requisite 7 numbers, so best get that ticket ready.
Tories? I find them much more "Meh" than most other parties.
You seem to have no number higher than 25, but still you havwe the requisite 7 numbers, so best get that ticket ready.
nahnah_:
is that a slipknot s?
Well, it's a beautiful day on the holiday island of Jersey. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, there is not a cloud in the sky...
Alas, for the first 5 minutes of the day I didn't notice. Why?, I hear you ask. Well, because today I had my first ever black-out. Yep - without warning I just completely passed out and regained consciousness...
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Alas, for the first 5 minutes of the day I didn't notice. Why?, I hear you ask. Well, because today I had my first ever black-out. Yep - without warning I just completely passed out and regained consciousness...
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rainwolfkin:
(thanks!!! )
(thanks!!!
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leola:
Poor you.....that sounds like scary stuff. I would add - 'only hang around padded rooms' to that list.... don't want to bump your brainy stock-broker head now, do you?
I was wandering through Royal Square at lunchtime and do you know what I did? I spread my arms out wide and, pretending I was an aeroplane, I chased after the pigeons.
NEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I managed to make a random small child cry too - he wanted to do exactly what I was doing but I was bigger and faster and had more of an affect...
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NEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I managed to make a random small child cry too - he wanted to do exactly what I was doing but I was bigger and faster and had more of an affect...
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hermes:
The gig was yesterday dude
I need a holiday. I know I spent a five-day Easter weekend in the UK but I feel as if I need a real, proper holiday. One where I get to chill out and lounge in a hammock while bikini-clad totty bring me All Inclusive cocktails and things.
Whenever I go on holiday I like to collect tat. I have shelves of the stuff -...
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ciel:
what teh heck is that thing on the second shelf, left of the box in teh middled, pointy hatted... SCARY!!
hehe yes I am sure me adn my arm will be fine, its just in a grump. bloody drama queen!
hows the rock today?
hehe yes I am sure me adn my arm will be fine, its just in a grump. bloody drama queen!
hows the rock today?
starr:
Heheh, you call vacations "holidays"? Come to FL if you need to get away. I'm feeling about the same really. Thanks for asking though.
Hmmmm, I dunno *puzzled look*
I am kinda having second thoughts about this coming Saturday. Do I? Don't I?
What do you think? Yes or no?
I am kinda having second thoughts about this coming Saturday. Do I? Don't I?
What do you think? Yes or no?
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super:
About saturday are speaking of the SGUK meet?
starr:
Whats going on sat? You know what I think... if your on the fence about if something will be fun... Get some booze and bring a friend. That always balances the scales. BTW, you're so sweet hon, but no perscriptions can't be bought through amazon.
I was reading Rainwolfkin's journal about her clicky wrist and black hand and it jogged a few memories about various injuries I have sustained over the years. I find it interesting that each of them carries an amusing anecdote or memory. It's funny how Time heals everything. I list them below:-
Scars
Forehead
I have a diagonal one inch scar in the centre of...
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Scars
Forehead
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leola:
Picture this: We're in primary school. My 'best friend' tells the class I am horrid and nobody should be my friend, They listen. I act. Using my political skills (early developer) I canvassed the class and gained the majority for my 'side'. She held on to a few loyals.There was only one course of action. Battle. We met on the school field. My army at the top, hers at the bottom (early tactical error). We charged. We clashed. Her arm cracked. Some would say it had gone to far. I would say she deserved it. And, it wasn't me. Like all good commanders, I veered off to the side and avoided all human contact. My Gran, the dinner-lady, was witness to my innocence.
I also was blamed for my sister's broken collar bone. She fell off the bed. Sure, I was there too, on the bed, but I didn't push her. No siree. She jumped straight off it. The tragedy of suicidal 4 year olds.
I also was blamed for my sister's broken collar bone. She fell off the bed. Sure, I was there too, on the bed, but I didn't push her. No siree. She jumped straight off it. The tragedy of suicidal 4 year olds.
faerie:
aww thanks
How about a gentle "FUCK OFF" when said freaks start tapping on to you?
i guess i'm usually a more sensitive person &, if the person isn't being super-creepy & seems to have made himself vulnerable putting himself out there, i want to be gentle. something more like: "i'm gay" but usually that doesn't deter young men, i think because so many younger females (their age) say they're gay but hook up with boys all the time.
maybe i'll try the twitching thing next...?