It's official - I live in The Twilight Zone.
My little black out episode happened on Monday morning and since then I have blown three light bulbs and two fuses at home. That is too much of a coincidence and frankly scares the beejesus out of me. I am <---> that close to being scared to go to turn the lights off at night in case I electrocute myself or get sucked in to the Jersey Electricity power grid. Ohhhhhh, I know - I've watched Lawnmower Man.
I am feeling marginally melancholic this evening. I feel bad than I am not coming over to celebrate SuicideDoggie's and kittyp's birthday this weekend. I want to fly to the UK and shout SURPRISE! and sing Happy Birthday and pull party poppers and wear a pointy hat and throw silly string n' stuff. I am sure the doc wouldn't be toooooo pissed off if I ignored his advice and flew in a plane (or drove a forklift or shot a gun, for that matter). Afterall, he's not my mum!
*sigh* It's my own fault for being generally crap
Ooh ooh ooh - someone outside is having a firework party! SPARKLERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS
My little black out episode happened on Monday morning and since then I have blown three light bulbs and two fuses at home. That is too much of a coincidence and frankly scares the beejesus out of me. I am <---> that close to being scared to go to turn the lights off at night in case I electrocute myself or get sucked in to the Jersey Electricity power grid. Ohhhhhh, I know - I've watched Lawnmower Man.
I am feeling marginally melancholic this evening. I feel bad than I am not coming over to celebrate SuicideDoggie's and kittyp's birthday this weekend. I want to fly to the UK and shout SURPRISE! and sing Happy Birthday and pull party poppers and wear a pointy hat and throw silly string n' stuff. I am sure the doc wouldn't be toooooo pissed off if I ignored his advice and flew in a plane (or drove a forklift or shot a gun, for that matter). Afterall, he's not my mum!
*sigh* It's my own fault for being generally crap
Ooh ooh ooh - someone outside is having a firework party! SPARKLERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS
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I once performed a rain spell at boarding school. It had been a long hot summer and that day was no different. Me and my friends all gathered around the window, I stuck my finger out there and started the spell. There was then a fucking big flash and I was thrown across the study. I think it was some kind of electric shock - static, lightening, I don't know - but that evening it started raining and didn't stop for days. I ended up in the hospital with a serious finger burn and a v weird rep among my school friends.
I think you're seeing el doctor today, no? Hope the results are OK and that the advice is simply to get on with things again. And you're not at all crap. (And if you are, that's OK too because I suspect we all are.)
I'll try and remember to photograph my thigh for you tonight.
What a shame about the weekend - I wish you could come to the party - I'll be there, nibbling on eucalyptus leaves and scowling. xx