I now bring you live, into the stand-off currently in progress. Just moments ago, five Comcast vans converged on my home and set up orange cones. Well they won't take me alive. They're gonna have to come in and get me. They're all parked out there, and I don't know what they're doing. I can't see any people. I think I'm going down, they're cracking down my pad. I'm so dead. They must have intercepted all those bad things I've said about them. Now they've come with the large Comcast dildo, to place it snugly in my ass. They're a rough bunch of guys too; they won't even give you a reach-around. More on this breaking story as the stand-off continues into the evening.
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My parents have Comcast digital, and they seem to like it. But to me, there's just most channels with nothing on.
I pay $65 a month for both cable and internet, so it's not that bad.