Just jokes.
Fuck is it hard to tell what people mean by what they post sometimes. No intonation.
I'm up in not so sunny Humboldt county again. Probably headed to the Bay tonight. But I'm looking out the window and the wind and rain is crushing. I need air in my tires.
I know a rolling stone gathers no moss, and I do enjoy being...
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Fuck is it hard to tell what people mean by what they post sometimes. No intonation.
I'm up in not so sunny Humboldt county again. Probably headed to the Bay tonight. But I'm looking out the window and the wind and rain is crushing. I need air in my tires.
I know a rolling stone gathers no moss, and I do enjoy being...
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jeff_fries:
That principal is one mean mambajamba.
smuffy:
where are you driving to now?
you're like all over the place.
do you ever stay in one place?
STOP MAKING ME FURIOUS WITH ENVY!!!
you're like all over the place.
do you ever stay in one place?
STOP MAKING ME FURIOUS WITH ENVY!!!
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katrina:
Spicy? Oh, that's good. Thankyou 
smuffy:
are you going to prom?
and keep this name.
and keep this name.
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jeff_fries:
At least bring a stogie.
zombiekitten:
I am so so jealous. Those guys are my idols.
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leavemehere:
I live in PB too... and after that mention of the brazilian girl sex... we definitely need to hang out... I adore brazilian girls.
I woke up from bad dreams to sounds of gunshots at 5 this morning. Unless I dreamed the gunshots too. I couldn't get back to sleep so I walkjogged from 5:30-7:30. It felt a little strange, but you should have seen what I coughed up. It had legs. Smoking is bad, I know, but that 1/2blunt I have left from last night is looking mighty...
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jeff_fries:
I couldn't even close to empathize; me and my pops have no real issues whatsoever. Sometimes I wish we did so I could have more stories to tell others when drunk.
katiebarthedoor:
just checking in. happy easter if i'm not around tomorrow.
I think I'm a nympho. At least I would be if I could have sex whenever I wanted. I'd be in much better shape too, And I'd be eating a lot more. I'd probably sleep better as well. Fuck. Fuck. Fuckety Fuck Fuck. You Know? and it seems like maturbating used to be so magical. hmmm. maybe a pulsating pussy would be good. Is that...
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jeff_fries:
They make'm.
cat:
are you going to prom? are you going to be in SF?
Alrighty then.......
I'm moving to San Diego for a little while. I'm going to get on a heavy exercise schedule. Boxing, yoga, and jiu-jitsu. gimme a month, I'll be doing backflips. its going to be rad dudes.
I'm in SB right now. about to drive up to the bay to meet up with some of the homies. might head up to Sac after that. then...
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I'm moving to San Diego for a little while. I'm going to get on a heavy exercise schedule. Boxing, yoga, and jiu-jitsu. gimme a month, I'll be doing backflips. its going to be rad dudes.
I'm in SB right now. about to drive up to the bay to meet up with some of the homies. might head up to Sac after that. then...
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smuffy:
buy a powerbook!
oh and good luck with moving and working out.
oxox
oh and good luck with moving and working out.
oxox
jeff_fries:
I could use a workout regimine myself.
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. . ... .. ... . . . . . I've driven over 20 hours in four days this week. Now I'm in San Diego and the hilarity is increasing rapidly. when the fuck are they going to invent a teleportation booth? I don't even care if my skin gets turned inside out. I could use my bladder like a lasso...
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. . ... .. ... . . . . . I've driven over 20 hours in four days this week. Now I'm in San Diego and the hilarity is increasing rapidly. when the fuck are they going to invent a teleportation booth? I don't even care if my skin gets turned inside out. I could use my bladder like a lasso...
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dusty:
jokes? i got NO jokes...only stupidity and fun...LOL...thanks man...xox
odette:
tell san diego i said hi please? 
so not much to report. I'm driving a 94lexus now. itsgot a sunroof. and I got tons of hair on my face lately. Wookeeish. also, that doesn't seem to be impending my macability lately. When I was in Portland most recently I met a few sweet sweet girls. Promising situations. Big problem is I don't live there. Supposed to be headed to Socal for a...
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katiebarthedoor:
not moving into the house huh? oh well, i find the stoop of an apt. building works as well as a porch on a house for drinking malt liquor and giving the mean "jock nod" to passers-by. i like doing that.
grow whatever facial hair you want. you'll still pull wool with a lexus. i just got in from putting flowmaster headers on my trans-am. pics to soon come.
i thought Arnold gave everyone drivers licences?
grow whatever facial hair you want. you'll still pull wool with a lexus. i just got in from putting flowmaster headers on my trans-am. pics to soon come.
i thought Arnold gave everyone drivers licences?
It was salty with buttah and it was def...
But really I came here for the Booty. I love that shit. I'm eating Veggie Booty right now, I saw your avatar in the "Girl Farts" thread, and I just had to stop in, hoist my bag o' booty in the air and say "cheers" to a fellow Californian booty-lover.
K. Bye!