mrginger

I used to be so cool.

In that one dream I had.

The one where I was fucking.

Don't laugh.

Its totally true.

Happy Everything. I hope you're all getting laid or having productive abstinence. Here's something I like I hope you'll enjoy too.



I've been spending too much time on youtube lately. Its crack for my eyes/ears. But you know,

Helps me fill a blog with something besides my mediocre to cheesy writings.

Other than all that, I've spent some painstaking and cuddly time with the fam....
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ppppFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKA!!!!Sucks......

out of nowhere, an hour out of PDX, rolling along swimmingly, my effing thermostat almost breaks off.

The vapors pouring up from beneath my hood could have powered an old timey casino boat complete with Mel Gibson playing poker. racist muthuhfuckuh

An old lady in the next lane was being a good samaritan and making strange hand gestures and pointing at the front of...
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Portland, you're cold to me, let me hold you.
I didn't realize Holocene on a Saturday night was so butch. But it felt good to smoke out those boyish girls.
They can be pretty cute.
Then it was Sassy's.
Its amazing how much money you can spend in $1 increments.

I ate one of the best breakfasts ever at 2:30 in the morning last night....
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I shaved off my beard. My face feels frosty.



I'm still looking for the best pho in the bay.




ever heard this one?:


Cam Ye O'er Frae France?

Cam ye o'er frae France? Cam y'doon by Lunnon?

Saw ye Geordie Whelps and his bonny woman?

Were ye at the place, ca'd the Kittle Hoosie

Saw ye Geordie's Grace ridin' on a Goosie?

Its been a while.


I just have one thing to say:
MORE FUCKING!

I didn't sleep very well last night. My libido was kicking at me and I think I drank too much yesterday. After the mechanic told me my truck would be all right for the 7hour drive from PDX back to Humboldt, I felt like celebrating. So I completed a couple Portland ritual drinking rounds. Mainly just Magic Garden aand Union Jack's. I'm glad I saw...
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