Sometimes my social retardation kicks in suddenly and I might as well be fingerpainting with my own dookie. Well, maybe its not that bad, but still, ridiculous.
The Portland winter isn't doing a thing for my moral. I love Portland, but my employment experience here hasn't been ideal and its cold as hell.
I'm taking steps towards aquiring work in Japan. So far there have... Read More
First, I have to poop.
Then I think I'll shower.
After that I'll have a huge bowl of honey nut cheerios.
Maybe staek and eggs instead.
Do I have time for all those dishes?
I don't know.
Is G going to need help with that chimney again, or is his back still all fucked up?
MF needs to call me.
I know I'm still sore... Read More
I totally understand what you mean. I've had mostly poor to moderate experiences with officers of several departments, mostly I think because of the way I outwardly appeared to them. BUT it was the honor to have met a couple amazing people who happened to be cops, and watching the way they treated people and really 'served' the public and community inspired me. I can only hope I could do so well.
Hopefully as we get older they treat us better.
oh yeah, and its ALWAYS good to poop first. Thank you for your well wishes.
My boobs are huge! But not as huge as my belly. It has out paced my boobs. *sigh* now everyone can tell I'm pregnant, instead of just assuming I got a boob job.
Stories are something I never get tired of sharing... however, I do start to feel like a douche when I tell stories around people who ma have heard them more than once. I'm sure THAT'S annoying to them.
-God I'm pissing myself off lately. Whiskey doesn't even taste that good.
-I've been down on myself. Over shit I haven't done. Things I haven't accomplished. All the ways I've wasted time.For the people I could have been a better friend, relative,... Read More
Sorry for the late response, I will be getting unemployment $ and on Friday my boss privately revealed to me that there will still be some scraps of projects to work on still starting Monday so but as an independent contractor so at least there is a small pillow during this down time.
I kept expecting the rest of the chairs to attack. Instead they all got super religious for a second. Then, I noticed, they gave the killing chair to the black guy. That's fucked up, Schultz. After that a dog serves food to humans with his paws. With his stank doggy dog paws. The weird thing, though, the weird... Read More
Been there done that. It gets a lot of complements when you twist it up and wax it, but when its untamed, with no beard to blend in with, I look like a crazy war vet. Too much maintenance for me.
mmmmmm cheezy chowder sticky off the ribs like curtains like fur coating the colon too newspaper standard from no kind of ruffage no degestive aiding flower just unsatisfying fill just slop fortified with butter cardboard cuttouts about out of coin and cutter
well away from day I tried to hold her like I own her but got no trap or force what can score more... Read More
Fuck! I went to bed at 10 last night thinking I'd get a nice long night of sleep, but noooooooo. Here I am. Awake and too angry about it to even masturbate. Fuck You Sandman! Shiesty Motherfucker!
Yeah I still havent been able to put down the drink. I am hitting the gym hard everyday and not eating out though. A small victory. That sleep thing is tricky. Too much or too little, never enough.
Actually, skip it and go to Taiwan. The food, people, culture, and opportunities are amazing.