mrginger

I think all the sperm I've been retaining is starting to affect my attitude. I mean, I feel either angry, or else I'm trying to supress a chubby. Its almost like the highschool days when I'd get wood in math class. It just doesn't make sense. Except maybe for the fact that I haven't been laid in a while. Whatever. I just hope I'll hit a winning streak again soon. It might just be these gypsy days. I've been moving to quick to be seen.

Have you ever watched Gwen Stefani sing? Her mouth is so big and expressive. I wonder how she looks when she's eating.

We really need to see more celebrities eat. Sloppy Joes.

I'm in PDX. I think I'll hit up Yoko's. I could go by Koji, where I used to work, but I don't really want to reconnect with more than a few people there. Maybe I'll just call them up and say hi. I'd also like to go by the Pied Cow. I'll buy some hooka tobacco and add some substance to it. They got that Gulden Draak too. I love that shit.