mrginger

As this rainy night commences I couldn't be more proud. After a long and unnoticable pregnancy my conjoined twin has given birth to a beautiful brown-skinned bundle of joy. The child did not make a sound but looked up at me happy and with such obvious yearning to see the world I had no choice but to send it on its way, bubbling and sloshing. Thanks I can only give to the cigarette that singled his coming and the food which conceived him. As he was the spitting likeness of his dear old dad, I was a bit sad to see him go. But still, I am filled with glee, and I know, that turd will find success in the sewers he now calls home.