I've been in the Windy City all week. Apparently its been warmer than usual. Its still cold as fuck. When I got out of the airport last Saturday I was afraid for my penis. I've adapted since. Almost to the point where I think my wang might become an angrier monster when it again feels the warmth of the west.I like Chicago.
I saw Borat yesterday. I think I may have to leave the country.
My "friend" I'm visiting has cable. I've become addicted to Top Chef. It is the best reality show on TV. Watch It.
I need to find a new engine for my truck which has been totally fucked up by a series of shoddy mechanics. I've lost 3g's due to my faith in idiots. A vehicle that was in perfect running condition for the first 4 months that I drove it has been reduced to a complete piece of shit in close to no time at all. Its more and more incentive to move to the bay with its amazing public transportation and bicycles.
I saw Borat yesterday. I think I may have to leave the country.
My "friend" I'm visiting has cable. I've become addicted to Top Chef. It is the best reality show on TV. Watch It.
I need to find a new engine for my truck which has been totally fucked up by a series of shoddy mechanics. I've lost 3g's due to my faith in idiots. A vehicle that was in perfect running condition for the first 4 months that I drove it has been reduced to a complete piece of shit in close to no time at all. Its more and more incentive to move to the bay with its amazing public transportation and bicycles.
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I miss having cable, and watching top chef. It was an awesome show
_pie_:
I dream very vividly, actually