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magpie:
we are officially friends. Why did that take so long?
meatpieboy:
Is it good?
We're out of TP. I bought the last 24-pack. I'm going to see how long I can hold off on buying the next round. As far as I'm concerned, I've sponsored enough of the household shitting, and I can always take an extra shower.
I'm also out of milk, peanut butter, rice, bread, and dish soap. WTF?
I'm going to start working at this other...
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I'm also out of milk, peanut butter, rice, bread, and dish soap. WTF?
I'm going to start working at this other...
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velvet_petal:
I love sushi and sashimi, favor the yellowtail, tuna, and salmon like most.....and the occasional uni, which most seem to revile. Love the teppan cooking and fresh noodles. Kobe steak.....mmmmmm. Throughout college I worked part-time at a Japanese restaurant, amongst many other oddjobs. (My background is Korean though.) Sometimes I could murder for a bento box full of spicy tuna over rice.
What's your favorite dish to eat or make?
What's your favorite dish to eat or make?
sweetloretta:
i hope the job works out for ya. At least you can eat at work! and steal napkins too- i call them toliet tickets.
Alrightalrightalrightalrightalright.
I'm cleanshaven for the first time in quite a while. Yesterday some friends had a mustache party, so I shaved my beard into these creepy handlebars. God I felt dirty. I went to work like that too. Whatever though, I make sushi. We're supposed to be a little grimy, in case ninjas attack. I got off work and went to the party, which was...
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I'm cleanshaven for the first time in quite a while. Yesterday some friends had a mustache party, so I shaved my beard into these creepy handlebars. God I felt dirty. I went to work like that too. Whatever though, I make sushi. We're supposed to be a little grimy, in case ninjas attack. I got off work and went to the party, which was...
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velvet_petal:
Nothing hotter than a handlebar mustache and some leather chaps. Just ask the Village People.
Sorry your back is acting up.
Sorry your back is acting up.
snakeplissken:
I'll do my best to keep you in the concert loop. What sort of shows would you be down for?
I'm feeling more at home now, thanks. I'm busy. I work. I drink. I eat. I have sex. You know, the usual. I spent a week back in Humboldt. My youngest sister graduated from school and there was toasting galore. Me and two other of my sibs all went to the same college, it was a momentous reunion for the family. I visited with several...
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babyblue:
I believe the crochety cat I grew up with was a Russian Blue. He may have been a bitch, but he sure was pretty. 
Don't worry, I've been shaving lately. Partly because I'm looking for a job and I don't want to resort to holding a cardboard sign. I have been brainstorming up a batch of cardboard sign ideas, though.
Check these out:
1. This sign used to be my front door.
2. This sign used to be a box that I kept my dreams in.
3. Imagine me...
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Check these out:
1. This sign used to be my front door.
2. This sign used to be a box that I kept my dreams in.
3. Imagine me...
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germany:
i was saving that booger for you...
unravled:
This journal is really depressing, dude.
This Blog will suck.
But not in any way that you would pay for.
Imagine a mouth, spattered with festering and oozing sores and chupacabra holes, an ectoplasmic substance protruding bubbly from each and since sizzle steaming at a whistling pitch filling your nostrils with its black agendas and poo particles. The kind could crack a nut on a snaggletoothtip after the scalylippedrip of the...
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But not in any way that you would pay for.
Imagine a mouth, spattered with festering and oozing sores and chupacabra holes, an ectoplasmic substance protruding bubbly from each and since sizzle steaming at a whistling pitch filling your nostrils with its black agendas and poo particles. The kind could crack a nut on a snaggletoothtip after the scalylippedrip of the...
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snakeplissken:
Purple monkey dishwasher?
meatpieboy:
That sucked. But not in a way I would pay for.
This Valentine's Day I kept it real with Text Messaging. I also ate some steamed mussels and some chocolate. Yum yum.
Humboldt is pissing me right the fuck off lately. Its the realm of slow-moving time and conflicting schedules. I can't wait to get out of here. But I have to wait. On everyone I know and the weather.
I checked out some open-mic happenings...
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Humboldt is pissing me right the fuck off lately. Its the realm of slow-moving time and conflicting schedules. I can't wait to get out of here. But I have to wait. On everyone I know and the weather.
I checked out some open-mic happenings...
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malady:
Luckily it's sunny today, but I'm pretty much over the Humboldt winter and ready for it to be June already. Where was the open mic?
snakeplissken:
I'm doing a fried chicken fast.
I had a dream last night. There was a mouse in my pocket. I opened my pocket to let it out and it started to run all over my shirt. I managed to get ahold of it and fling it to the ground. It seemed alright as it scuttled away a few yards. Then it stopped and laid down, panting. I approached to examine it,...
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_pie_:
I've been on Celexa for a few months now, and since I've started it, I have crazy ass dreams nightly. It's really cool, actually
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atomicant:
i love that book. philip k. dick was a fucking genius.
and 9ish.
and the guy who posted at the top should be there as well.
and 9ish.
and the guy who posted at the top should be there as well.
atomicant:
schaaaaaaweeeeet!
I used to be so cool.
In that one dream I had.
The one where I was fucking.
Don't laugh.
Its totally true.
In that one dream I had.
The one where I was fucking.
Don't laugh.
Its totally true.
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kt_kat:
you were the one in my dream!!
kt_kat:
try a leopard thong 
haha
hahaHappy Everything. I hope you're all getting laid or having productive abstinence. Here's something I like I hope you'll enjoy too.
I've been spending too much time on youtube lately. Its crack for my eyes/ears. But you know,
Helps me fill a blog with something besides my mediocre to cheesy writings.
Other than all that, I've spent some painstaking and cuddly time with the fam....
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I've been spending too much time on youtube lately. Its crack for my eyes/ears. But you know,
Helps me fill a blog with something besides my mediocre to cheesy writings.
Other than all that, I've spent some painstaking and cuddly time with the fam....
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brightredscream:
I didn't melt them at all - they kinda burned me though 
snakeplissken:
I didn't get laid, but I did make some killer gyros. That's almost as good. Right? Right?
ppppFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKA!!!!Sucks......
out of nowhere, an hour out of PDX, rolling along swimmingly, my effing thermostat almost breaks off.
The vapors pouring up from beneath my hood could have powered an old timey casino boat complete with Mel Gibson playing poker. racist muthuhfuckuh
An old lady in the next lane was being a good samaritan and making strange hand gestures and pointing at the front of...
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out of nowhere, an hour out of PDX, rolling along swimmingly, my effing thermostat almost breaks off.
The vapors pouring up from beneath my hood could have powered an old timey casino boat complete with Mel Gibson playing poker. racist muthuhfuckuh
An old lady in the next lane was being a good samaritan and making strange hand gestures and pointing at the front of...
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brightredscream:
Fuck that sucks.
redheadedleague:
You are correct sir.
Sorry 'bout the car trouble.
Sorry 'bout the car trouble.