This is my first tattoo, or what is left of it after 9 years! I have seen people doing this and I once again want to join the fun. I thought it would be hilarious to get fuck tattooed on my body. And then I figured it was going to hurt so much any other tattoo wouldn't hurt very much at all. I was wrong! My best friend bought a tattoo gun and did it for me as a birthday present. It was also the first tattoo he had ever done on a human! And possibly the last. I got a tattoo 2 years ago and the artist said he has done a good job to get the ink in there. The needle was set to go very deep, a few millimetres. It was a thick liner. My other friend had to hold my leg still while he did it. It hurt like fucking hell. And it tickled too. I was planning to get "shit" on my other foot, but I was limping around afterwards and I had to go to work and stuff, so it was going to be impossible.
After the tattoo was done, I went for a swim at the beach! It felt like I had an open wound on my foot, like as the water was rushing through it, I could feel the skin flapping around like it was an open cut. Gross! Probably not the best idea straight after a tattoo of course! But I didn't care. And the ink stayed in! Amazing. What else can I say about this tattoo? It was free, and people do think it is hilarious. So that's a win. And it's still there after over 9 years! Good job, Neil
