UPDATE: My boss has a hard on against us carrying phones at work. His boss is a friend of my family and yells at me when I don't bring it. Wanna piss off my boss? 815-XXX-4536. I won't have a signal if I am in a cooler but I will laugh if the phone rings for a voice message or phone call. Midnight - ?...
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What do you get when you mix the following list?
Me with an irrational fear of walking on bridges.
1 roid rage jock type with a scantly clad gf
2 guys who look like a couple of the stoners from "Haggard"
12 beers.
2 sideshow freaks
1 Sold out show at the House of Blues
Saturday night or my next journal entry. Right now I...
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Me with an irrational fear of walking on bridges.
1 roid rage jock type with a scantly clad gf
2 guys who look like a couple of the stoners from "Haggard"
12 beers.
2 sideshow freaks
1 Sold out show at the House of Blues
Saturday night or my next journal entry. Right now I...
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blackwing149984:
you mean the depot?
martini:
i haven't chosen which work from class i want to use yet...
i will decide tonight when i write my outline..
xo
i will decide tonight when i write my outline..
xo
I was driving across town for the second time today when I realized something. It is the holiday season. I thought of this journal entry.
Holiday Spirit. What a crock of shit. You know I don't doubt that "holiday spirit" once existed. It has become bastardized though. Don't get me wrong, I am no grinch. I don't walk around and piss in little kids milk...
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Holiday Spirit. What a crock of shit. You know I don't doubt that "holiday spirit" once existed. It has become bastardized though. Don't get me wrong, I am no grinch. I don't walk around and piss in little kids milk...
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blackwing149984:
nice
riva:
I totally feel 
about her as well! Her brother, too. Maybe I can marry him and make her my concubine. I think that's an inspired idea.
about her as well! Her brother, too. Maybe I can marry him and make her my concubine. I think that's an inspired idea.Ok the ticket came from the guy that I helped get his licence last week. I hadn't seen him since that day because they put him on the night shift. The owner of the company passed the message on to me this morning. He also gave me a personal Thank You.
That is weird since he never even say Happy Thanksgiving or Merry Xmas.
aaaaannnnnnd...
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galaxies:
Sweet God Jesus almighty, that has got to be the most beautiful sight I've ever seen in my life.
melika:
damn that is a LOT of beers!
Ok, I got a ticket to Disturbed via UPS today.
What's the catch?
and WTF?
I found my phone too! It was under the seat of my truck.
What's the catch?
and WTF?
I found my phone too! It was under the seat of my truck.
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reecer:
yeah, that shit is messed up.
reecer:
not gone, just laying low....
Last night. 8:00 PM.
I was standing here playing my guitar with headphones on. My front door opens. I wasn't expecting anyone so, naturally I pulled a gun. Scared the shit out of the friends that walked in. Nothing duplicates the fear that someone experiences when they hear the slide of a semi automatic handgun. Well except the sound of a pump action shotgun. My...
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I was standing here playing my guitar with headphones on. My front door opens. I wasn't expecting anyone so, naturally I pulled a gun. Scared the shit out of the friends that walked in. Nothing duplicates the fear that someone experiences when they hear the slide of a semi automatic handgun. Well except the sound of a pump action shotgun. My...
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lokischild:
you know, sometimes i wish my life was as interesting as yours...but then i realize it's funnier to read about it second hand than to experience it sometimes....this seems like one of those times....
d_day:
I only ever pulled a gun on someone once. The guy probably doesn't know just how close he came to losing his life.
Ethics.
They are making us take ethics courses at work. The way the company I work for is, most people need it. What does this have to do with anything?
I spent the majority of my week stressing out because I think they are going to make me move to another warehouse or lose my job. I also stressed out a lot because I am...
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They are making us take ethics courses at work. The way the company I work for is, most people need it. What does this have to do with anything?
I spent the majority of my week stressing out because I think they are going to make me move to another warehouse or lose my job. I also stressed out a lot because I am...
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_gone_:
well dood i would save that major favor ..
but if you must
but if you must
mistressvamp:
If you need it and you have it use the favor.
IT IS OVER!!!!
No Splints. 1 week of light duty left! The doc suggested I play guitar to help with the stiffness in my knuckles. I can't overdo it yet so I am being mellow. I can do the drumtracks and some assorted stuff for a song though.
What I plan on doing is, post it on the internet when it is done. I will...
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No Splints. 1 week of light duty left! The doc suggested I play guitar to help with the stiffness in my knuckles. I can't overdo it yet so I am being mellow. I can do the drumtracks and some assorted stuff for a song though.
What I plan on doing is, post it on the internet when it is done. I will...
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melika:
oooh, nice guitar!!!
have you found that trump card yet?
have you found that trump card yet?
blueberries:
Yayayayayayayy!!!! Nice guitar, btw.
I love how an employer can fuck you without any remorse, consideration or lube.
My employer has bought all but one of the Budweiser distributors in the state of Illinois. I work at the one in a suburb east of Chicago. I live in a suburb west of Chicago. I kind of like the set up. It only takes me 20 minutes to get to...
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My employer has bought all but one of the Budweiser distributors in the state of Illinois. I work at the one in a suburb east of Chicago. I live in a suburb west of Chicago. I kind of like the set up. It only takes me 20 minutes to get to...
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lokischild:
tell them that you know everything, you have copies of all the documents and computer files, and you will not hesitate to release them to the media if they try and move you....even if they're not hiding anything they'll assume someone more important than them is..... 
I got the worst news today. Aside from someone dying that is...
reecer:
hope things are cool man.
melika:
they have to amputate? NOOooooOOOOOoooOOOOooooooOOOOO!!!!
like the hole in the front lower part of the head that makes kissy monkey faces.
like the hole in the front lower part of the head that makes kissy monkey faces.
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no
What?