mr_zero

I was driving across town for the second time today when I realized something. It is the holiday season. I thought of this journal entry.

Holiday Spirit. What a crock of shit. You know I don't doubt that "holiday spirit" once existed. It has become bastardized though. Don't get me wrong, I am no grinch. I don't walk around and piss in little kids milk cartons because they say Merry Christmas. I don't put rebar in the fireplace so when Santa finally gets his ass in that tiny hole at the top he impales himself at the bottom. (You think I want to clean that kind of shit up?)

Really though. It is that time of year where you are allowed to be a complete ass and it is ok. Oh well it is the holidays, they are just in a rush, give them a break. The motherfucker just pulled out in front of me and I should be nice and understanding. Because it is the holiday.

Look here fuckos. You think for one minute I am going to let you continue to get away with this shit well .............


Then I got home and looked in the mail.


Thank you! It made an otherwise rotten day better