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Monday Sep 19, 2005

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Be ye ready fer all o' this?

Today be th' tide ye get t' tell sea dogs an' land lubbers who yer favorite shipmate be!

Today at work I be in one o' th' coolers an' a bat flew by me! I knew exactly what sea dogs an' land lubbers else would be havin' done t' th' poor guy. They would be havin' killed th' lad's. SO I caught th' lad's. I be goin' t' take th' lad's homeport but I dasn't like keepin' wild animals prisoner.

Before I let th' lad's go I jus' had t' show th' lad's t' sea dogs an' land lubbers. Th' greatest thin' in th' world. Sea dogs an' land lubbers be freaked ou'. 't be jus' a wee bat. Th' one who be th' biggest lass about 't be Joe. Reckon Joe? Be seein' me September 14 journal if nay. He ran like a baby. I thought he be goin' t' cry.

Anyway 't made me decide I need t' get a camera phone fer these kind o' things.
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violetred:
pretty hot, for the antichrist
Sep 19, 2005
_gone_:
aaaarg matey

that is all ARRR!!!
Sep 19, 2005

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