mr_zero

"Now I have you with me, under my power. Our love grows stronger now with every hour."

I worked for Delta Air Lines as a ramp agent for a few years. You know the ground crew that puts the luggage, mail and freight on the plane? I was the guy that planned where all that stuff goes in the plane. I did it for about six months before I got transferred to the cargo facility on the night shift.

On the night shift, I had to run the freight over to the flight line myself sometimes. On one paticular night I was rather pissed I couldn't take the night off. You see, it was Halloween and I had plans with a really hot chick. Maybe they were trying to tell me something, she later became my exwife. The fact at the time was, I was disgruntled and at work.

One of the "rampers" was a cocky little shit and like to just leave freight anywhere he felt like it in my warehouse. The night before I found out I was working Halloween, I found out he really hated shipments of human remains we sent out. Yes they put those on planes you fly in. And so my wheels of vengeance started turning.....

I had become good friends with one of the guys that owned one of the funeral homes. I calle dhim up when I got to work that Hallowwen and asked him if I could borrow a shipping container. When I told him what I wanted it for he had no problem. He ran it right over and I got to work.

Everyone hated this guy. They knew he hated these shipments and forced him to get into the bay and put it in place. Naturally, I couldn't get enough volunteers to get in the box for this joke on him. I drove the container, with a fellow employee in it out to the flight line. Everyone stood by the nose of the plane as I drove up. Nobody told him the was a human remains shipment going out, lazy bastard he was was just hanging out in the bin of the plane. I put the container on the conveyor and sent it up to him. As he slid it into place the person inside started jumping around and screaming, "Let me out! Let me out!"

The guy jumped out of the plane and ran like hell. He never came back to work again. That had to be the worst thing I ever did to a person. I may just go to hell for it, among other things.