motorfirebox

I don't bother to edit my profile much, but I have made one recent change: I unchecked "Fuck you, I defy categories" for the simple reason that it's probably by far the most-checked category on SG.

Also, oh god, I've been laughing for the past half-hour and I think I'm going to puke. Like serious belly-laughs. I think I can skip crunches tomorrow morning.

My poor kitteh. Hagashi's fine--woke me up this morning by jumping on my back and kneading her claws on my neck. After I got done on my bike yesterday, we chased each other up and down the steps for a while. She was so good when I was trying to get the thread out--she kept spreading her paws and clawing at the air (and sometimes...
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Wow. I haven't been this angry in a while. My hands are shaking badly enough that I have to type slowly or miss letters. I'm not mad at my cat, Hagashi, but I'm definitely mad near her. She scared the fucking shit out of me. I was doing my bike routine when my housemate came in and told me there was something wrong with her....
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Y'know, I'm not all that into big boobs. Nothing wrong with them, I just prefer IBTs, same as i prefer chocolate to strawberry. But man, Ember makes gazongatastic jubblies look good.

30. Yay.

Keena did a set on my birthday. This pleases me greatly.

It's incredible how some people have just got to get the last word in a conversation, long after they've lost interest in the conversation itself. The main symptom of this syndrome is that they start asking you for 'clarification' and 'citations' on things that you have repeatedly stated in clear terms and provided multiple sources for. You can't even lay out pure, unadulterated opinion, because...
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I went to see Push, which was awesome. There was a preview for Street Fighter that, I'm ashamed to say, kinda has me hooked. They got me by not revealing the title until the very end--you see cool wire-fu, a splash of Hong Kong cinema-style magic, and then bam you find out it's Chun Li.

I swear, if anyone within a twenty-block radius of my person finds themselves in some sort of trouble, they will inevitably manage to bump into me. I'm not complaining--it's just weird. Tonight, as I was taking out the trash, this kid (I thought she was a kid, anyway, turns out she's in college) pokes her head out from behind my van and says "Um, excuse...
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Creamy tomato bisque with shredded chicken and kielbasa tonight. Is it still considered a bisque if you don't puree everything? The base is a bisque, anyway.

Sauteed a sliced onion and a few chopped cloves of garlic in olive oil and a pat of butter. Added a can of diced tomatoes, chopped up a few stalks of celery and two carrots, added four cups of...
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I had a dream last night, and I think part of the dream was that it was an awesome dream.

The basic gist, stripped of all the other random stuff that happened in the dream (eg, stealing a boat and speeding down the river system which had apparently replaced the roads and highways so that I could get a haircut) was that me and The...
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