mothra

OK, so this was a rad night. I may sleep all day but I got what I needed.

The one person in the world who I think knows me best blew my mind with a somewhat ignorant sounding theory.

I've always said all girls are crazy. One night I told this to his girlfriend, she somewhat agreed. She also stated that all guys are assholes.

What he told me after a few hour long drunken conversation was that he thinks both ideas are true. There needs to be a ratio between how crazy a girl is and how big of an asshole a guy is.

I'm a pretty big fucking asshole when I feel like I need to be. So I guess she can be pretty fucking crazy and we'll be OK.

...Odd advice, but that's when my cab pulled up... and it made more sense at the time than aything in my head has for a while.