mothra

Man I need to get my shit together and start prioritizing. My place was a wreck and I didn't really notice. I don't know what was worse; an entire kitchen full of dirty dishes and no dish soap, the random empty orange juice container in the bathroom, or the two trash bags full of High Life bottles.

You know you've become a slob when cleaning up your place becomes finding new surfaces to put empty bottles that aren't your desk or coffee table.