mothra

matt and i are by your side.

friends don't let friends stay sober.

The problem is that you keep trying to not drink!

Here's a list of question you can ask yourself in order to determine if you really have a problem:

1. Have I ever been arrested for something I did while I was drunk?

2. Have I ever had my way with an innocent farm animal as the result of a drunken dare?

3. Have I ever woke up next to someone that was a different gender than what I thought they were the night before when I was drunk?

4. Have I ever woke up a different gender than what I was the night before when I was drunk?

5. Have I ever woke up with any strange inexplicable tattoos?

If you've answered "yes" to any of these questions, then we'll talk drinking problem.