language bastardization
there's really nothing worse. we all know someone who does it, and we're all pretty guilty of doing it ourselves, but some of them are irrehensible. to give an example we are all familiar with; "liberry". dammit! it's a great example of lazy speaking. liberry rolls off the tongue easier than library. another one is "birfday". seriously? birfday? youv'e really only shortened the word by one measley letter. to me, the letter F is never an acceptable substitute for TH. i guess i'm not really so frustrated with fucking up the language as much as fucking up the pronunciation. i also hate "cumfterble". it's COMFORTable you hick! the thing is, advertising pushes this kind of idiocy along. like using E-Z instead of easy. if you look around, you can see this shit everyday. multiple times. 4-sale! whatever. and i'm not even going to get into slang bullshit like calling your album to tha maxx instead of to the max. why substitute thE for thA? why not just say da? it will probably give you more street cred. and what is the king of all retarded bastardizations? well i'll tell you. it's "aks". as in let me aks you a question. or, more accurately, lemme akshu a quession. you know i'm right motherfuckers.
there's really nothing worse. we all know someone who does it, and we're all pretty guilty of doing it ourselves, but some of them are irrehensible. to give an example we are all familiar with; "liberry". dammit! it's a great example of lazy speaking. liberry rolls off the tongue easier than library. another one is "birfday". seriously? birfday? youv'e really only shortened the word by one measley letter. to me, the letter F is never an acceptable substitute for TH. i guess i'm not really so frustrated with fucking up the language as much as fucking up the pronunciation. i also hate "cumfterble". it's COMFORTable you hick! the thing is, advertising pushes this kind of idiocy along. like using E-Z instead of easy. if you look around, you can see this shit everyday. multiple times. 4-sale! whatever. and i'm not even going to get into slang bullshit like calling your album to tha maxx instead of to the max. why substitute thE for thA? why not just say da? it will probably give you more street cred. and what is the king of all retarded bastardizations? well i'll tell you. it's "aks". as in let me aks you a question. or, more accurately, lemme akshu a quession. you know i'm right motherfuckers.
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I'll be sure to come kick you around once I punch into the party clock. Hahahah.
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saw your posts in the tattoo group..just popping in to say hi!