I really am quite special, in the head I mean...
Id never really got round to joining any of the SG groups before and consequentially (ooh er) didn't realise there was a Scottish group. I think the peroxide must be starting to rot away my brain cells or something. ... I've gone a bit wrong in my think tank
Got my new tattoo yesterday, hurrah!...
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Id never really got round to joining any of the SG groups before and consequentially (ooh er) didn't realise there was a Scottish group. I think the peroxide must be starting to rot away my brain cells or something. ... I've gone a bit wrong in my think tank

Got my new tattoo yesterday, hurrah!...
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaad weekend
Succesfully began hibernating this weekend, hurrah! Unfortunately it meant missing my sister's engagement party. What a shame
As a result both my mum and my sister are now both giving me the silent treatment, after initially applying the dreaded "dissapointment" treatment, which is twenty times worse than being mad at you....
"No, it's fine, no, just do what you want, I honestly don't...
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Succesfully began hibernating this weekend, hurrah! Unfortunately it meant missing my sister's engagement party. What a shame

As a result both my mum and my sister are now both giving me the silent treatment, after initially applying the dreaded "dissapointment" treatment, which is twenty times worse than being mad at you....
"No, it's fine, no, just do what you want, I honestly don't...
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filraaah:
the mighty boosh rocks my socks! i saw noel fielding do a dj set a couple of weeks ago and real-life touched his hair!! it felt like sex
"my only friends the wind... 'i hate you' "
"my only friends the wind... 'i hate you' "
tsui:
Hi honey, I thought I would never find you in here.
You should join SG Scotland so you know when we all meet up. I'm moving back home to Edinburgh on Saturday so we can hang out again, do you still live here or Galashiels?

uuuuuuuuggggggggghh
I don't feel very well
I feel like a big Jack Daniels sponge, apparently I smell like one too. I don't really know what happened last night, but apparently I told A LOT of people (only a few of which I actually know) that I loved them very much and that they were all very beautiful in their own unique way and I hugged...
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I don't feel very well

I feel like a big Jack Daniels sponge, apparently I smell like one too. I don't really know what happened last night, but apparently I told A LOT of people (only a few of which I actually know) that I loved them very much and that they were all very beautiful in their own unique way and I hugged...
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celery:
I remember being really drunk always when in the UK. Girls half my size would drink me under the table and then sneak kisses. My ears rung at the end of the dancy nights. Being a big jerk one night I won a pull up contest at my uni dorm and then fought two guys to the ground because one threw a drink on the girl I was talking to. I think she was pissed at me because they were her friends. Turns out they were my friends too.
elysia:
I forgot to tell you that you're the cutest fairy ever.
After being tagged by Zooxanthelle (trying saying that with a lisp
) Here are 20 random facts about the Jenster
1. I got so drunk on my 17th birthday, I fell, broke my tailbone (I can't spell coccyxxx) and woke up upside down on the bathroom floor. I couldn't walk for 10 days
2. I give the best back and feet rubs in the world...
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1. I got so drunk on my 17th birthday, I fell, broke my tailbone (I can't spell coccyxxx) and woke up upside down on the bathroom floor. I couldn't walk for 10 days

2. I give the best back and feet rubs in the world...
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poppystrike:
No. Not quite. My iMac doesn't remove my leg hair.
Although it'd be pretty fuckin cool if it did
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Although it'd be pretty fuckin cool if it did

celery:
I can relate to anything so it goes. Being drunk and violent toward those you love sucks but it is a little bit ok when the guy you take a swing at is huge and doesn't mind slapping me in the face then breakinginto a church inorder to make me coffee. Sin
I spent a while in the UK, Nottingham it was. My friend rode horses but wouldn't let me so I rode my bike alongside. She was rude and red and probably the best woman on the face of the earth.
I spent a while in the UK, Nottingham it was. My friend rode horses but wouldn't let me so I rode my bike alongside. She was rude and red and probably the best woman on the face of the earth.
Yay finally have new photos for your perusal!
(yOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT SPONGEBOOOB!!)
Had such a fucking weird weekend, I ended up having to stop people coming in my shop on Saturday as it was so busy. Word of warning: people don't take bouncers very seriously if they're dressed as a fairy
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Had such a fucking weird weekend, I ended up having to stop people coming in my shop on Saturday as it was so busy. Word of warning: people don't take bouncers very seriously if they're dressed as a fairy

Went out on my lunch break, still in my costume and...
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zooxanthelle:
Also: "Tagged" twenty Facts from you now please miss MooJ

pattymayonaise:
dont eat your ears!!! you need ears!!
My Pulp Fiction poster fell on my head last night while I was asleep and I nearly sewed over my hand in uni today, strange things are afoot in Mooj land!
I want to dress up as bird flu for Halloween
I want to dress up as bird flu for Halloween


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corkscrew:
Only one soundtrack, for the Josie & the Pussycats movie.
I figure if I can just get it past my shoulder I'll be satisfied. I had looong hair until I was about 18 then I got sick of it (I have really thin hair) and I was really happy with it being short, but for some reason now I feel like it's disproportionate to the rest of my body. Weird.
What exactly does the bird flu look like?
I figure if I can just get it past my shoulder I'll be satisfied. I had looong hair until I was about 18 then I got sick of it (I have really thin hair) and I was really happy with it being short, but for some reason now I feel like it's disproportionate to the rest of my body. Weird.
What exactly does the bird flu look like?

elysia:
Do it ... you could dress up one half of your body in a chicken outfit, and the other half as some kind of single celled organism. Get a friend to tag along dressed as a microscope.
..... No really - everyone will get it - HONEST!
..... No really - everyone will get it - HONEST!
God I feel old!Being 20 sucks ass!
Got the most bizarre compliment this weekend (I collect them!) I was having a collective birthday thing and ended up in Opium on Saturday night, dressed up in my meoh-tastic leopard print tights and hotpants. Anyway , I was talking to these two guys, then went to go find my freind who overheard them say "How much do...
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Got the most bizarre compliment this weekend (I collect them!) I was having a collective birthday thing and ended up in Opium on Saturday night, dressed up in my meoh-tastic leopard print tights and hotpants. Anyway , I was talking to these two guys, then went to go find my freind who overheard them say "How much do...
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elysia:
Exacerbate - what a good word. I've been prone to using 'amalgamate' a lot this week. To the point where it gets annoying because after i've said it i'll shout "triple word score" (which it probably isn't) but i know it annoys the hell outta my best friend!
Maybe the guy in Opium just actually wants to be a pair of tights? I often wish i was a handbag. As for Bill Hicks being goat boy ..... well .... the less said the better

Maybe the guy in Opium just actually wants to be a pair of tights? I often wish i was a handbag. As for Bill Hicks being goat boy ..... well .... the less said the better
It's my birthday and I'll start drinking when I want to!!!!!!!!!!!
tra la la!Oh dear am slightly drunk and have a 4 hour lecture at 1. For my birthday I got a bottle of Jim Beam, my phone bill and an invitation to my sisters wedding, woopdidoo!! I think I shall spend the day mourning the loss osf my teenage years, the only excuses I...
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tra la la!Oh dear am slightly drunk and have a 4 hour lecture at 1. For my birthday I got a bottle of Jim Beam, my phone bill and an invitation to my sisters wedding, woopdidoo!! I think I shall spend the day mourning the loss osf my teenage years, the only excuses I...
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pattymayonaise:
OOhhhh happy birthday for yesterday!!! Drinking in the daytime is good... but sometimes bad!! Hotpants sound good tho... even if it is a bit chilly!!
Ps I'm liking the haybales idea!!!

Ps I'm liking the haybales idea!!!

elysia:
A really late Happy Birthday! You're probably still out celebrating so i may just manage to get away with it!

Bleurgh! Just moved back to Galashitfuckshiels for uni. Probably the smallest and most boring town in Scotland. Did however get to meet Ainsley of Fame Academy fame yesterday as he was playing at my fresher's week! It made the move all worthwhile! Only ten people showed up and they were actually there to see The Big Hand , WHO RULE! And also have a very...
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soulfly:
Hey, lucky you. I , along with the rest of the SGScot peeps saw G-G-G-G-G-G-Gareth G-G-G-G-G-Gates on saturday night. Woo-frickin-hoo.
Just googled Flange clamp
"Flange Clamp The Mac-Seal flange clamp is designed to support leaking ring ......."
How old am I????
Just googled Flange clamp
"Flange Clamp The Mac-Seal flange clamp is designed to support leaking ring ......."
How old am I????



pattymayonaise:
AAAAAA mazzzzing!! I love fischerspooner the make me happy!!
I fixed my computer.... but but for how long???
I fixed my computer.... but but for how long???

Tecnology hates me! computer went on strike, so sorry for lack of updates.
Also I may be turning senile, I spent half an hour on the phone today trying to renew my credit card only to realise I dont actually have a credit card, IT'S A DEBIT CARD!
I may be turning into one of those dumb blondes who leave their keys in the fridge,...
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Also I may be turning senile, I spent half an hour on the phone today trying to renew my credit card only to realise I dont actually have a credit card, IT'S A DEBIT CARD!
I may be turning into one of those dumb blondes who leave their keys in the fridge,...
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its_matt:
no ska nudity this time, but they did talk very camply. but i think thats normal...
But looking back that would have been bad!!