monsvalentine

and i wasn't ready to go. i'm never ready to go. twenty seven years of nothing but failures and promises that i couldn't keep. oh lord, i wasn't ready to go. i'm never ready to go. let it ride. let it ride easy down the road. let it ride. let it take away all of the darkness. let it ride. let it rock me in...
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all responses so far have been about mark ryden, magical monkies or mike jones. i'm a big fucking monkey joke to you guys. well, ha ha. unless tony comes up with something good for the studio next week, i'm shutting down all operations, selling the vibraphone and pickle-vending machine and moving to freaking luckenbach. fuck this shit.

go sean, it's your birthday! bwa, ha, ha,...
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i'm on fire.

assholes.

nearly a year after "more adventurous" streeted, rilo kiley shot a video for "portions for foxes"... why the wait?

anyways...

moving on to me... i'm finalizing the legal details on launching my independent artist development and music publishing company.

but i need additional help...

a name. we have a few hanging options, but i'm not sold on anything yet. any ideas or suggestions from you...
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is it happy hour yet?

come on doctor, i'm begging you, please. to rid me of madness and cure this disease.

i guess naomi campbell cant seem to graduate from the image rehabilitation center.

i saw another one of those tees that chip and pepper were giving out during fashion week that say naomi hit me on the front... and I liked it! on the back.

there's one of you i should have my way with. just one. i wonder who?

you know what's fun? besides being a yankee hater these days? calling someone a blowhole to their face. merely to see the look on their face afterwards. like, whoa?

i'm back in the studio tonight with this young band. it's kind of a jack johnson type vibe. great voice. we'll see.

gordie: mickey is a mouse, donald is a duck, pluto is a dog. what's...
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there are a few things that i am always on the look-out for bad reality television, women with a fetish for song writers and, of course, afternoon drinking. sunday was a good day for at least one of them.

the new ryan adams is out tomorrow. looking forward to that.

also looking forward to knocking your ass out.

wake up, wake up, wake up...

...it's the first of the month.