Buah!! tonight i blew off a free ticket to Starsky and Hutch in order to watch the Simpsons new episode and was severely disappointed.... the writing is constantly getting poorer, but i cannot tear my eyes away from that amazing tv program... damn them!
While watching the Simpsons however, i saw a commercial about parents trying to control their kids from getting porn, and it made me think. GIVE THE CHILDREN PORN!!! why not? they're gonna be able to get it no matter what, so you might as well give them the good shit. It might even help them later on in their sexual lives... letting them know that their natural urges that are newly welling up in them are not to be ashamed of, but nearly a natural thing that big business has exploited into a 52 billion dollar empire... plus, when they first do it, they won't be so scared or surprised by any of it. They should show the kids some good Jenna Jameson hardcore for their own sexual education.... Let the children masturbate says i... there will at least be less violence...
A Haiku:
i sin in the form of science
a kaleidescope of pretty images
only one is real
While watching the Simpsons however, i saw a commercial about parents trying to control their kids from getting porn, and it made me think. GIVE THE CHILDREN PORN!!! why not? they're gonna be able to get it no matter what, so you might as well give them the good shit. It might even help them later on in their sexual lives... letting them know that their natural urges that are newly welling up in them are not to be ashamed of, but nearly a natural thing that big business has exploited into a 52 billion dollar empire... plus, when they first do it, they won't be so scared or surprised by any of it. They should show the kids some good Jenna Jameson hardcore for their own sexual education.... Let the children masturbate says i... there will at least be less violence...
A Haiku:
i sin in the form of science
a kaleidescope of pretty images
only one is real
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and yeah, the baseball bat thing was only one of my many head injuries as a lil' un. go figure.
"plus Anne Leibowitz (sp?) photography... fucking beautiful the way she captured Tom Waits" i love her stuff, shes fantastic.