Hey Pittsburglers....anybody know where I might be able to get my hands on a fake ID? Lemme know.
Another thing I'm looking for is a BIG, FOUR ROW studded belt. I used to admire them all the time at the Camden markets, when I was across the pond, but unfortunately, I am a jackass and I never bought one. I've seen some 4 rows but they're all standard size, just with smaller studs. That's not what I want. I want a BIG FUCKING belt. So if you know where I can find one...do tell.
I'm watching Wife Swap right now. It's pretty funny. This 10-year-old mohawked kid said of his temporary mom "I think she's gonna ruin the house. I don't like Republicans."
My old roommate Marisa just called me yelling about how she was walking home from her boyfriend's house and she reeaaaallllly had to pee so could she stop at my apartment and use my bathroom. Definitely the weirdest phonecall ever
Oh, and I keep forgetting to mention that I got that job helping out with web design for my school. It's only 10 hours a week, so I'm keeping like one day at your friendly neighborhood arts and crafts store. Should be pretty rad.
My mom got me Blue Hawaii because, well, I love Elvis
Hmm I need to make an appointment for my next hair-whitening session...
Love,
Monroe
Another thing I'm looking for is a BIG, FOUR ROW studded belt. I used to admire them all the time at the Camden markets, when I was across the pond, but unfortunately, I am a jackass and I never bought one. I've seen some 4 rows but they're all standard size, just with smaller studs. That's not what I want. I want a BIG FUCKING belt. So if you know where I can find one...do tell.
I'm watching Wife Swap right now. It's pretty funny. This 10-year-old mohawked kid said of his temporary mom "I think she's gonna ruin the house. I don't like Republicans."
My old roommate Marisa just called me yelling about how she was walking home from her boyfriend's house and she reeaaaallllly had to pee so could she stop at my apartment and use my bathroom. Definitely the weirdest phonecall ever
Oh, and I keep forgetting to mention that I got that job helping out with web design for my school. It's only 10 hours a week, so I'm keeping like one day at your friendly neighborhood arts and crafts store. Should be pretty rad.
My mom got me Blue Hawaii because, well, I love Elvis
Hmm I need to make an appointment for my next hair-whitening session...
Love,
Monroe
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You do dry humor well too. You're a regular Steven Wright!
... Also, compliments to your Briton and east coast friends - trading spouses and El Vez in the same comments section. Tits, I say, and to borrow the lingo from a friend in college... Who picked it up from watching Nightrider? (I know it's an Anglicism, but John Bitter had never been to UK, as far as I knew, so the only tits that ever came up around him were in the David Lee Roth songs he favored.)