This weekend was pretty fun. I stopped by the gender stereotype thing at the coffeehouse. I went as a junkie groupie crackwhore--think Nancy Spungen or Sable Starr--complete with track marks thanks to Matt. Is that really a gender stereotype? I don't know. I think I just wanted to dress trashy. Honestly, I kind of like looking like ten dollar hooker.
Anyway, after that, Brian picked me up and we went back to his house. Today we went to his aunt's with his like entire family, which was nice. His aunt made this delicious Mexican dip. I ate so much of it that I thought I might puke. My metabolism is miraculous. With as much as I eat and .drinkI should be a fucking heifer.
MY ALLERGIES ARE KILLING ME. Right now my nose overfloweth with boogers and my eyes are swollen and bulging out of my head. I must get my Zyrtec perscription refilled!
Oh my God, I have to go before I leak boogers all over the computer. Yeah that was gross. But true. Sorry.
Love,
Jess
PS. Brian, if your computer ever works again and you actually read this(which is doubtful): I just wanted to apologize for the previous entry. I was very drunk and PMSing...although you kind of were a dick. But I was overreacting. You know I'm not used to the whole period thing anymore. I forgot how terrible they make me. I know you love me.
Anyway, after that, Brian picked me up and we went back to his house. Today we went to his aunt's with his like entire family, which was nice. His aunt made this delicious Mexican dip. I ate so much of it that I thought I might puke. My metabolism is miraculous. With as much as I eat and .drinkI should be a fucking heifer.
MY ALLERGIES ARE KILLING ME. Right now my nose overfloweth with boogers and my eyes are swollen and bulging out of my head. I must get my Zyrtec perscription refilled!
Oh my God, I have to go before I leak boogers all over the computer. Yeah that was gross. But true. Sorry.
Love,
Jess
PS. Brian, if your computer ever works again and you actually read this(which is doubtful): I just wanted to apologize for the previous entry. I was very drunk and PMSing...although you kind of were a dick. But I was overreacting. You know I'm not used to the whole period thing anymore. I forgot how terrible they make me. I know you love me.
norritt:
i drew it in reality tm with pen and pencil and then colored in photoshop because i suck at coloring stuff in reality and it quicker with adobe
