The creepily orange chick in the lingerie did! She wasn't even supposed to make it past the first round but they decided to let the girls who were cut do their talents anyway, just for fun. Orangey started flashing her boob job, and it was a wrap. Now, I'm aware that it was a Miss MESS contest, but come on. There are better messes than this. Like the kind of messes who are perhaps a little messy but the kind of mess you want to get to know. The kind of messes who are messy but smart and stylish and sassy as well. Like me and Ravan...hehe. She killllllled it with her megamix.
(That's
Blondie doing her Lacey Gaga thing in the background)
The kind of messes who actually hang out at your bar- this broad is a total South Side "normie" trashbag, straight off
The Dirty who is a "model" (oh you should SEE her portfolio) and asked to be in the thing because she saw it on facebook-- exactly the kind of person who is the reason I don't ever hang out in the South Side. I know I sound like a sore loser, but really I'm just disappointed in my peers for rewarding that shit....and I wanted that hundo. But mostly because she's a sucky mess, not a fun one. Anyway, here are some pictures for your entertainment:
Ravan.
Moi. (I hate it when I make that face.)
Oh yeah there's that stupid face again.
I love my new hair.
This girl dressed up like Lindsay Lohan, and snorted a giant bag of "coke" aka fundip....would have been more impressed if it was real but I gotta say, that's pretty foul:
These dudes are pretty creepy:
Ravan, Veruca La Piranha and
Blondie breakin it down to "Bad Romance"
Ashley's Jon Benet outfit was pretty hilarious:
I had a few cocktails...
Matt had a few cocktails and Ms. Veruca's pinky raaaang:
Then Matt and I went back to my friends house and apparently had a threesome with her dog:
So that's that. You can check out the rest of the pageant pictures at
Yinzerparty if you wish.
