monroe

I made egg salad the other day. My significant other hates egg salad. Last night I told him I was going to punish him for being a jerk by forcefeeding him egg salad and henceforth he should call me Big Pun. Hahahha what the fuck is wrong with me?

Sometimes this Bosniak and I drink too much boxed wine and fall asleep on the kitchen floor:

We rule.