monroe

Somebody get me a job before I drink myself to death!

I am a reality TV addict and I just watched the new episode of The Hills. I'm pretty sure I found the second man of my dreams. Way too good for lameass LC:

I would totally steal him away and make him my little French boytoy who chainsmokes and wears pants that are even tighter than mine and everyone would be jealous. But I'm already dating the real man of my dreams:

So far I've consumed 4 bottles of water today. And I'm still thirsty!

Right now I am loving:
Stuff White People Like
Mama's and Hellz Bellzspring lines:

My ridiculous hair extensions.
Not taking my medicine.
Cooking dinner for my boo.
Lolcats
Cuteoverload
MGMT
Not being sober like ever.

Off to shower.

Later haters.