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Look, you can buy me from Schlotzsky's Deli for $3.45!



I am now going on....almost 40 hours with no sleep. Excelleeeent. Sike.

Last night after work a few of us decided to go out for a couple drinks, which turned into a couple hundred. It was super fun though. For some reason, I guess I was just high on life, I could not sleep at all. To keep myself amused I punched Aaron in the eye, forcefully, no less than three times, tried to tickle Gia's feet until she woke up--it didn't work!-- talked about my butt blades (the knives that I store in my booty), and was generally a jolly drunken mess. Then at work today we all felt like death. This is pretty much a typical day in my life.

Yeah...life. I complain about my life a lot but in reality things are actually not that bad now. My friends are fucking amazing, and I don't know how I would be coping with this breakup without them. These beautiful turtles

are always around to make me laugh, drink mass amounts of whiskey with me, listen to me bitch and yell and sometimes cry, and for that I'm lucky. As much as I dislike living back in suburban wasteland with my parents, I'm also lucky to have them to help me through all this. My job is extremely boring and doesn't pay too well, but I love everyone I work with, and it looks good on a resume. I would like to get out of Pittsburgh asap, and even though it's not looking like it's going to happen as soon as we had thought, in a couple months I'll probably have found a better paying job and be able to move back into the city with my BFFz0r and my kittehs, till we can get enough money saved up to go. The coming week promises to be full of fun-- a job interview, possibly bro tatts, Superbad, celebrating with NicoleLee, recreational mojito and whiskey sipping and subsequent dancing. So...life is pretty good.

I'm returning my engagement ring to Brian on Tuesday though, and it will be the first time I've seen him since he (foolishly) dumped me, so I might have a different opinion then....but I'm working really hard at keeping my chin up!

I'm THE UNABUMMER!

Hahaha. Since our freshman year of high school Gia (the turtle in the middle) has called me "Bum" because I apparently wiggle my bum when I walk up stairs. So...Unibummer? Get it?

I like this song today:


And I find this pretty fucking funny:

I never expected to see El_Scootro in it (he's wearing the camoflauge jacket).