This coming weekend (hopefully) will reverse all the shittiness of late. It involves my two favorite blondes
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So...If you're in Philly and you want to hang out, you should probably let me know. I'm not sure if you know this...but I'm pretty amazing. 
Have you seen 28 Weeks Later? No? Well you SHOULD. For this reason: A helicopter and a field full of zombies/infected/whatever they are exactly. That movie scared the shit out of me, and I don't scare easily. For some reason I seem to be a sucker for European horror movies with excessive, graphic gore and Muse featured predominantly in the soundtrack (High Tension is another favorite). I wonder what that says about me as a person.
Maybe subconciously, it's this:
Crazy.
I've been keeping my apartment a lot tidier these past few weeks because I'm moving out in July, and my landlord is showing the apartment. I kind of wish he would have shown it the whole time I lived here because then I'd actually not be so gross! I'm so jealous of domestic goddesses like Martha Stewart and even our own NicoleLee because I so want to be like that, but I don't really think I have it in me. I'm an excellent baker and an okay cook (all 3 things that I know how to make)....but otherwise I'm like a little tornado of filth and terror.
As it turns out, I'm not going to intern with the City Paper as planned. The chick I spoke to decided she wanted to steal me away for her own company. Hopefully it works out well.
I'm sleepy. Work tomorrow.
Love,
Monroe
It is kind of weird, though, seeing this linebacker or down-lineman looking dude married to one nymph, & father to another. & no, I'm not going to call your mom the m-word... I've seen commenter near-executions on Deadspin over that (with re: the editor's mom). So, I know that wouldn't be right.
Moving along...
Good luck with the new -- unexpected -- hiring as well. Though I hope your interviewer's higher-ups at the paper got in her face & menaced her with taunts of "you trying to designer poach?". (Yes, I just quoted Blades of Glory.)
& the housekeeping always gets best when you know you're gone. It's happened to me not once, but twice.
Any luck finding your keys, though?
Last, don't sweat what you DIDN'T GET out of your college years. Especially in light of your interview for the internship at that newspaper... Obviously, you took enough away to get "poached" for a paying (!) gig. You're right where you should be, then, first job out of your cap & gown & all. (Even if you didn't attend your grad ceremony... Hahah! (I attended mine, & emblazoned my mortarboard with yellow electrical tape reading "2 legit 2 quit". I is a winnr.))
The tall one? Yep. Nice kisser. BOOYAKASHA!