monroe

Note to self: Going out at night and getting drunk when you have to be at work at 8am is not the best idea.

Yep, totally barfed at work this morning. Haha. It sucked.

I like it when dudes buy me drinks at the bar. What a bunch of idiots. Take last night for example. I accept the drink, give it to EL_SCOOTRO, and don't talk to the dude the rest of the night. I also find cockblocking guys I know very entertaining. I am a d-bag. That's what makes me so lovable though.


MINEMINEMINE! FINALLY! They're so outrageous. I love it. Annnd I got 'em for 40% off.


I need this in a size 0 by October for the boy's brother's wedding. It's called the "Vintage Corset Dress." It's L.A.M.B. Duh. (Fall 05) Find it for me. Kthnx.


I dream about this pretty much every night. I know that I can never own it because it's almost $1000. And it breaks my heart.

Remember the bum who stole my leftovers? Well, I'm glad I didn't go after him because yesterday I saw him beating the shit out of another bum in the street.

My dad used to be a truck driver and he was telling me how it said on the back of his truck in chrome letters, "Stay Loaded." HAHA Get it? My dad rules. I seriously have the best family.

Here's my last design project:
Back cover.

Front cover

Insert pages 1 and 2

Pages 3 and 4

Pages 5 and 6

Back of insert
Yay.

The image sizes are all wonky but whatever.
Love,
Monroe