Hanh! 
Sorry. I had to get that out.
Finally, a new user picture. BLONDE. I am really in need of a new set, but finding a photographer is more difficult than it should be, maybe because I'm fucking picky. I want somebody GOOD. (note the capital letters) I joined Model Mayhem a few days ago and have gotten a bunch of volunteers, some of them...
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Sorry. I had to get that out.
Finally, a new user picture. BLONDE. I am really in need of a new set, but finding a photographer is more difficult than it should be, maybe because I'm fucking picky. I want somebody GOOD. (note the capital letters) I joined Model Mayhem a few days ago and have gotten a bunch of volunteers, some of them...
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All this energy spent willing my new profile picture to go up is apparently to no avail. It's still in the waiting for approval stage. Argh.
So...how was everybody's St. Patrick's Day? Mine was alright. I worked and then went to Tyler's house where we sat around drinking cheap whiskey and cider and listening to Irish drinking tunes. And this Mike dude kept prank calling...
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So...how was everybody's St. Patrick's Day? Mine was alright. I worked and then went to Tyler's house where we sat around drinking cheap whiskey and cider and listening to Irish drinking tunes. And this Mike dude kept prank calling...
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dyme:
nice new profile photo its lovely.
samyouwell:
I am glader!
In so glad, i'm fuckin' gladys night and the pips!
In so glad, i'm fuckin' gladys night and the pips!
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icy:
Alas my guitar stayed in it's case, too afraid to come out and be molested by me.
Actually the band never arrived and I didn't bother to go to that particular pub in the end because of that.
I'm off to the south of Spain, Murcia to be exact. Have been there in December and it's a nice place. Full of crazy crazy Spanish people...but show me some Spaniards who aren't batshit insane.
Hopefully it'll be a nice successful little trip. And not a disaster like the past few days.
Luck of the Irish? I don't think it exists!
[Edited on Mar 20, 2006 2:09AM]
Actually the band never arrived and I didn't bother to go to that particular pub in the end because of that.
I'm off to the south of Spain, Murcia to be exact. Have been there in December and it's a nice place. Full of crazy crazy Spanish people...but show me some Spaniards who aren't batshit insane.
Hopefully it'll be a nice successful little trip. And not a disaster like the past few days.
Luck of the Irish? I don't think it exists!
[Edited on Mar 20, 2006 2:09AM]
jaggy:
and jello biafra !
but no billy idol like last year.
..'eyes without a face.....your eyes without a face, just a human waste ..' that was the shit.
that last gay guy is sort of warholish.
but no billy idol like last year.
..'eyes without a face.....your eyes without a face, just a human waste ..' that was the shit.
that last gay guy is sort of warholish.
Whiskey is good.
I met my love by the gas works wall
Dreamed a dream by the old canal
Kissed a girl by the factory wall
Dirty old town
Dirty old town
If you don't love The Pogues then you ain't shit.
My Hero:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SirutCHZ-QI&search=pogues%20interview
Happy St. Paddy's Day fags.
Love,
Monroe
I met my love by the gas works wall
Dreamed a dream by the old canal
Kissed a girl by the factory wall
Dirty old town
Dirty old town
If you don't love The Pogues then you ain't shit.
My Hero:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SirutCHZ-QI&search=pogues%20interview
Happy St. Paddy's Day fags.
Love,
Monroe
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agenda:
I have no willpower. That was all a facade. I mean, I haven't eaten chocolate or chips or anything but I sure did start eating again. Like meals eating. But I feel tenbajillion times better mentally that way so ehhhh...
&why on EARTH would you ever have to cut out crappy foods woman?! Eat your cute little heart out, you're in fabulous shape!
&why on EARTH would you ever have to cut out crappy foods woman?! Eat your cute little heart out, you're in fabulous shape!
undershaker:
I was just joshing, babe.
Plus, I was doing so on two levels -- fag in the queer sense, and as the cigarette. Thus, my sign-off.
... By the by, did you take to calling your cigs by the term fag while in England? Was it a hard habit to break here, if so?... Did a gang of effeminate, but shit-kicking, homosexuals beat it out of you, a la the gang that Kramer encountered on Seinfeld (the AIDS Walk episode)?
Plus, I was doing so on two levels -- fag in the queer sense, and as the cigarette. Thus, my sign-off.
... By the by, did you take to calling your cigs by the term fag while in England? Was it a hard habit to break here, if so?... Did a gang of effeminate, but shit-kicking, homosexuals beat it out of you, a la the gang that Kramer encountered on Seinfeld (the AIDS Walk episode)?
Sitting around listening to Grade-->Gwar-->Gwen-->Handsome Boy Modelling School. Haha. What an odd playlist.
As I eat a baby I'm thinking of youuuuu.
I'd like to advise you all to never drink on an empty stomach, as to avoid dry heaving and puking up blood speckled stomach bile.
I am just a very nice little girl with a not-so-nice drinking problem. It's not as bad as...
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As I eat a baby I'm thinking of youuuuu.
I'd like to advise you all to never drink on an empty stomach, as to avoid dry heaving and puking up blood speckled stomach bile.
I am just a very nice little girl with a not-so-nice drinking problem. It's not as bad as...
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kemicalphuture:
I REMEMBER WHEN GRADE WAS CALLED INCISION. MY BAND PLAYED A SHOW W/ THEM IN TORONTO BACK IN THE DAY.
THEY WERE REALLY COOL TO US.
THEIR SOUND WAS REAL HEAVY AND FAST.
DONT KNOW WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE NOW.
IM OUT OF TOUCH I GUESS.
THEY WERE REALLY COOL TO US.
THEIR SOUND WAS REAL HEAVY AND FAST.
DONT KNOW WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE NOW.
IM OUT OF TOUCH I GUESS.
undershaker:
I shall not explore the photograph... Suffice to say, it is the second creepiest image I have seen this week. Watching the final twenty or twenty-five of She's the Man -- no, not the Monroe Suicide biopic; as well, I'd have no idea from where you'd get that idea, as, no, I'm not stalking your parents, nor have I "borrowed" any Super-8 footage shot at birthdays -- I caught a heavily-bearded, entirely-shaven-of-head David Cross as Illyria Prep head-master; that is the creepiest I've seen, this week, so far.
On a slightly less creepy note, I think, if you're heaving bloody, bileful phlegm, there is something more than drinking the hooch to account for the problem. You might want to see a doctor....
And agree to disagree on Hank III, sure. I can deal. Especially since odds are good that he's exceptional in your collection, from my point-of-view, i.e. something that I cannot in any way endorse or enjoy. I mean, Grade.... Takes me back to summer after first year at college. Picked up the ep, and got much pleasure from "Stolen bikes ride faster" and the "Panama" rendition.
Rock.
... Oh. And I will be seeing She's the Man and V for Vendetta this weekend. Gratis. Oh yeah. Duck Season next week, prolly Tuesday or Wednesday, if it's playing the "art-house" on the east-side. Entry to that I'll have to pay for.
On a slightly less creepy note, I think, if you're heaving bloody, bileful phlegm, there is something more than drinking the hooch to account for the problem. You might want to see a doctor....
And agree to disagree on Hank III, sure. I can deal. Especially since odds are good that he's exceptional in your collection, from my point-of-view, i.e. something that I cannot in any way endorse or enjoy. I mean, Grade.... Takes me back to summer after first year at college. Picked up the ep, and got much pleasure from "Stolen bikes ride faster" and the "Panama" rendition.
Rock.
... Oh. And I will be seeing She's the Man and V for Vendetta this weekend. Gratis. Oh yeah. Duck Season next week, prolly Tuesday or Wednesday, if it's playing the "art-house" on the east-side. Entry to that I'll have to pay for.
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undershaker:
I could give Hank, Sr., a go, I suppose -- as I don't dig on roots country, but if it's Monroe's dish, I'll give it a whirl. (Tell me where the second part of that sentence (after the m-dash) is from, and I'll keep you in Pe'eps for the rest of the season 'til Easter.) As it goes, I only know "Your Cheatin' Heart", from its usage in a Pepsi commercial during Super Bowl XXX (I think), which was, of course, your man Ca'her's first attempt at lifting the Lombardi Trophy. It's a decent song, but nothing great.
(Don't get me started on Hank III, though. It'll be a rant, owing something to Klosterman.)
Selah.
... And, your roadtripping: do it. Especially if it's east-to-west. I pulled a Milwaukee-to-Denver run back in October '04, and even in Kansas, which bored me to tears, it was great. I saw tumbleweeds -- even had one stick in the front, sort of grill of my Saturn. It was just something a bit different for my city mouse self.
(My next road-trip: MKE-to-DC. Albeit, for a rotisserie baseball draft in a league that I was lassoed into at age fourteen (just... inclusion was a birthday gift from an uncle over there). So, point and laugh: I'm a geek.)
Oh. And you don't look krazy face killah. More, Kewpie doll -- disproportionately large eyes, with pronounced whites, on a narrowed (in your case, due the camera angle) face.
And. Screw a lip piercing, no matter what the ambiguously sexual Scoot pronounced above. Go for the snake-bite (I think that's the name) on the cleavage... I find that oddly appealing, and a little dangerous (after first hearing of such piercing described, in jest, by Mo Rocca on a VH1 show about two years ago, and about six months before I actually witnessed such piercing (though I'm sure they were common several years/decades before Mr Rocca's snark)).
(Don't get me started on Hank III, though. It'll be a rant, owing something to Klosterman.)
Selah.
... And, your roadtripping: do it. Especially if it's east-to-west. I pulled a Milwaukee-to-Denver run back in October '04, and even in Kansas, which bored me to tears, it was great. I saw tumbleweeds -- even had one stick in the front, sort of grill of my Saturn. It was just something a bit different for my city mouse self.
(My next road-trip: MKE-to-DC. Albeit, for a rotisserie baseball draft in a league that I was lassoed into at age fourteen (just... inclusion was a birthday gift from an uncle over there). So, point and laugh: I'm a geek.)
Oh. And you don't look krazy face killah. More, Kewpie doll -- disproportionately large eyes, with pronounced whites, on a narrowed (in your case, due the camera angle) face.
And. Screw a lip piercing, no matter what the ambiguously sexual Scoot pronounced above. Go for the snake-bite (I think that's the name) on the cleavage... I find that oddly appealing, and a little dangerous (after first hearing of such piercing described, in jest, by Mo Rocca on a VH1 show about two years ago, and about six months before I actually witnessed such piercing (though I'm sure they were common several years/decades before Mr Rocca's snark)).
handsolo:
i dig your smile.
Ooops 
Hey queers.
I hope your weeks have been going spledidly. I suppose mine has. I can't really complain anyway.
I love laundramats. I could sit in one and read a book all day. Is that a little weird? I just really like the smell of fresh laundry. It's cozy.
I want a sidekick so effing bad. Too bad Amazon won't let me add it to...
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I hope your weeks have been going spledidly. I suppose mine has. I can't really complain anyway.
I love laundramats. I could sit in one and read a book all day. Is that a little weird? I just really like the smell of fresh laundry. It's cozy.
I want a sidekick so effing bad. Too bad Amazon won't let me add it to...
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jaggy:
i've always been a side-kick for someone.
but im sick of it. im sick of being a side-kick.
i wanna be leader but i might be too kiddish looking and i joke around too much to be a leader. ...plus i usually eat and kill my leaders right now im not a sidekick ...and my week? well im on trial ! go figure!
correction: kill and eat.....the order is important.
[Edited on Mar 10, 2006 9:23PM]
but im sick of it. im sick of being a side-kick.
i wanna be leader but i might be too kiddish looking and i joke around too much to be a leader. ...plus i usually eat and kill my leaders right now im not a sidekick ...and my week? well im on trial ! go figure!
correction: kill and eat.....the order is important.
[Edited on Mar 10, 2006 9:23PM]
jaggy:
^snap^ , ^snap^ (in yo face)
nuh uh, no you didnt !
^snap^ (final around-the-gay snap)
^snap^ (and a suprise quick whippy queery snap, in the face) .
nuh uh, no you didnt !
^snap^ (final around-the-gay snap)
^snap^ (and a suprise quick whippy queery snap, in the face) .
Ugh talk about a boring Saturday. I have to work in the morning so no partytime for Ms. Monroe.
BUT this week is my spring break so I'm sure there will be much of that to come.
Friday, I took my dad to a show at the 31st Street Pub. He really enjoyed the bands, particularly this awesome local band, The Legendary Hucklebucks. Uncle...
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BUT this week is my spring break so I'm sure there will be much of that to come.
Friday, I took my dad to a show at the 31st Street Pub. He really enjoyed the bands, particularly this awesome local band, The Legendary Hucklebucks. Uncle...
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hydra:
I would probably be a whole buttload of fun out in L.A.
It's somewhere I have to go soon.
PS...his wang was photoshopped.
It's somewhere I have to go soon.
PS...his wang was photoshopped.
I got my hair done yesterday and the bleach reaaaalllly iritated my scalp so I had to rinse it off after like fifteen minutes. My roots are not nearly as blonde as my ends and for some reason my whole head looks less bright and platinum and more pale, ashy blonde. My friend is going to fix it for free outside her salon, but still....I...
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el_scootro:
remeber that time you slapped me in the face an i cried.
juliebogart:
you looks very pretty with your new hair 
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reed_:
yes! that little shirt is from target. i was going to get the black but thought i owned too much black. thank you about my makeup! and we will definitely hang out. for sure!
icy:
That picture will now haunt my dreams...
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missmalice_:
The "lube" I used is from the burts bee's line it's some type of hand salve. i checked with my regular piercer to see if this was alright and he said he didn't see why not. I use just a little and the plug just slides in.
jaggy:
no , i wish. animated gifs say so much though.
i wish i had the time to do everything..thats my problem. ..hey my profile looks posery ..
profile pic , that is. posery...as in poseresque, if you will.
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i wish i had the time to do everything..thats my problem. ..hey my profile looks posery ..
profile pic , that is. posery...as in poseresque, if you will.
[Edited on Feb 24, 2006 12:16AM]
On my end, I just finished the Wall Street Journal baseball beatwriter's book on his first season of high-stakes fantasy-baseball, and I'm slogging thru a book I bought on title alone: The Romanian.... I had no idea that the protagonist would, a, be homosexual, and, b, have frequent liaisons with a gypsy man-whore.... I keep reading for when I'll eventually get to the history lesson contained in the book: detailing Regul Carol's (King Charles's) frustrated relations with a Jewess in the run-up to WWII. Eventually, eventually...
But, right now... I liked Brokeback Mountain, don't get me wrong, but this book I'm on now, it takes the ghey several passes further.
Kno'mean?