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I make messes.
I caused a car crash last night! See, I walk around with my head in this little bubble all the time, and last night was no exception. I walked right out into the street without looking and this car had to slam on its brakes causing the car behind it to rearend it. Ooooooops. There was no damage to either car but...
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I caused a car crash last night! See, I walk around with my head in this little bubble all the time, and last night was no exception. I walked right out into the street without looking and this car had to slam on its brakes causing the car behind it to rearend it. Ooooooops. There was no damage to either car but...
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cocoabutter:
Are you serious?!?!?!
That's SOOOO funny....I really thought you all knew each other!!
hahaha
That's SOOOO funny....I really thought you all knew each other!!
hahaha
undershaker:
Jeebus! Almost muffed it.
Happy birthday, babe. I presume you are drunk to the gills, now?
At least your birthday comes -- I would hope, anyway -- before start of the spring term. Plenty of time to work off what should prolly be your wickedest hangover, yet.
Happy birthday, babe. I presume you are drunk to the gills, now?
At least your birthday comes -- I would hope, anyway -- before start of the spring term. Plenty of time to work off what should prolly be your wickedest hangover, yet.
I've gotten a lot of letters the past couple days.
One said among many other things "I will never leave you again." Thanks for the reassurance I think?
Another I couldn't read but some dude gave it to me on the bus along with his number. It was awkward. And his name was Rocky.
The third was written in the guestbook of my work. It...
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One said among many other things "I will never leave you again." Thanks for the reassurance I think?
Another I couldn't read but some dude gave it to me on the bus along with his number. It was awkward. And his name was Rocky.
The third was written in the guestbook of my work. It...
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punknitemike:
oh really? u should then! gonna be a ton of fun, bunch of SG people coming, im getting a hotel room so we can all hang, party, drink! plus, there is a tattoo convention in town that weekend.
fatality:
You look so hot in your new profile picture
Seeing yourself on TV is soo embarassing ahhhhhhhh 
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jaggy:
you hit it big girl. whats next? hanging with Hohan? or paris h. . 
el_scootro:
I SAW YOU!!!!!!
HiHiHi
6 hours from now I depart for the homeland. I'll miss my family of course, but it'll be good to be back in Pittsburgh. Especially for New Years Eve debauchery. And speaking of New Years Eve...watch the countdown on MTV and look for me during Gwen Stefani and Nas' performances, but only if you promise not to make fun of me for looking like...
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6 hours from now I depart for the homeland. I'll miss my family of course, but it'll be good to be back in Pittsburgh. Especially for New Years Eve debauchery. And speaking of New Years Eve...watch the countdown on MTV and look for me during Gwen Stefani and Nas' performances, but only if you promise not to make fun of me for looking like...
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pure:
Ha nice photos haha
Enjoy new years wicked your 15 minutes fame by Gwen Steffani
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Enjoy new years wicked your 15 minutes fame by Gwen Steffani
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twinkie:
Saw you on tv!
This Christmas was very excellent and very shitty at the same time.
The good: My parents got me a Macbook Pro as a Christmas/"early graduation gift". I was stunned. Totally not expecting that at all! It's a beaut, and I've named it Bubba.
The bad: I got a call from Brian's family and he is in medical right now and will not be graduating on...
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The good: My parents got me a Macbook Pro as a Christmas/"early graduation gift". I was stunned. Totally not expecting that at all! It's a beaut, and I've named it Bubba.
The bad: I got a call from Brian's family and he is in medical right now and will not be graduating on...
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jaggy:
fuck. your rents got you a macbook? man, my rents suck and they're sock and belt buying asses. sorry about your boy and his femur. bones suck. but epcot...as evil as i am, rocks. i love mexico and that restaraunt with the volcano (or pyramid) ...and norway with that boat ride. i need an excuse to get my olden ass over there. ... i guess i need offspring. hmmm....fetal experiments on myself, perhaps?
undershaker:
An ibook! Something along that line, anyway, I'd imagine. A good haul.
Mine? Straight-cash. My credit-card debt is soon to be vanquished, then. Every private dance ever bought at an MKE strip-club or three at the end of the '04, & into '05, paid in full. Subsequent (much, much, much less frequent) topless revue going, covered as well.
Huzzah!
How was/is epcot, though? I was last -- & one time only -- there in '88. Stayed at a fleabag motel in Kissimmee the nite or two before hitting Disneyworld, too.
Mine? Straight-cash. My credit-card debt is soon to be vanquished, then. Every private dance ever bought at an MKE strip-club or three at the end of the '04, & into '05, paid in full. Subsequent (much, much, much less frequent) topless revue going, covered as well.
Huzzah!
How was/is epcot, though? I was last -- & one time only -- there in '88. Stayed at a fleabag motel in Kissimmee the nite or two before hitting Disneyworld, too.
Last, glad tidings to the Marine, of a speedy recovery.
But, I wouldn't recommend use of the motivational speech that flashed to my mind reading your report. Since, that is, I have extremely poor comic timing. But, I was thinking of Walter Sobczak's monologue from The Big Lebowski: "You can't take this negative energy into the tournament, Dude. I mean, life does not stop & start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit... Aw, come on, dude!"
Oh my God that's the longest I've gone without updating in I don't even know how long!
I've been SO busy and there is really too much to tell, so here is the heavily abridged version.....
My life over the past 2 weeks:
+(failing)Finals
+Brooklyn (Bed-Sty, do or die!)
+Gwen (didn't meet her but I'm on TV a lot so watch it on New Years...
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I've been SO busy and there is really too much to tell, so here is the heavily abridged version.....
My life over the past 2 weeks:
+(failing)Finals
+Brooklyn (Bed-Sty, do or die!)
+Gwen (didn't meet her but I'm on TV a lot so watch it on New Years...
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pure:
I like your big blinin' gold chain
HOT photos your eyeline sexy happy holidays!
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HOT photos your eyeline sexy happy holidays!
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steve626:
sweet. Do you ski or snowboard?
Drink some good beers for me. Some Tommyknocker and Fat Tires!
Drink some good beers for me. Some Tommyknocker and Fat Tires!
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mariposa:
Hi...! I'm going to be in Pittsburgh in Jan/Early Feb...and was wondering if maybe we could all go out one night. ^.^! I've never been to Pittsburgh but I'm originally from NYC...and am looking to move back East...so I'm checking the city out.
Many hugs!
Many hugs!
pure:
Well thank-you miss
THREE QUICK THINGS:
1. I just got back from vacation and I am freckely on a Lindsay Lohan level! My vag will be shitting out freckles soon! (sike) Pictures soon.
2. I entered this MTV contest thing and I GOT IT AND I'M GOING TO THE MTV STUDIO NYC IN A FEW WEEKS WITH MY BFF TO SEE GWEN AND NAS PERFORM AND IT'S GONNA...
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1. I just got back from vacation and I am freckely on a Lindsay Lohan level! My vag will be shitting out freckles soon! (sike) Pictures soon.
2. I entered this MTV contest thing and I GOT IT AND I'M GOING TO THE MTV STUDIO NYC IN A FEW WEEKS WITH MY BFF TO SEE GWEN AND NAS PERFORM AND IT'S GONNA...
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connielingus:
Yay for love letters!! 
Hey, that's awesome about you winning that contest!!! Sounds like a good time, have tons of fun and get LOTS of pics with Gwen!!!
Hey, that's awesome about you winning that contest!!! Sounds like a good time, have tons of fun and get LOTS of pics with Gwen!!!
It's been a week now. 12 more to go.
Last Monday he was supposed to leave, but their flight got cancelled, so he called me. It was rough because I had to start that initial goodbye process all over again.
His sister called me on Tuesday to let me know that he had called to let them know he'd arrived, but basically he just "read...
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Last Monday he was supposed to leave, but their flight got cancelled, so he called me. It was rough because I had to start that initial goodbye process all over again.
His sister called me on Tuesday to let me know that he had called to let them know he'd arrived, but basically he just "read...
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jaggy:
haha, i love DAC old and new...even if the old DAC would have taken a good look at me and would have told me to cut his mutherfuckin lawn .but thats ok. i drive a pickup truck, i listen to pantera with my windows rolled down, and im usually armed ..for strictly hunting..so i dont know.
i hope your boy is doing well at boot . this guy at work has a weight training company that does boot camp and navy seal training, i tried that shit once....for about a week....uh, not cut out for that .
i hope your boy is doing well at boot . this guy at work has a weight training company that does boot camp and navy seal training, i tried that shit once....for about a week....uh, not cut out for that .
el_scootro:
you will give up cheese when i give up beer.......never.
Intense. That's the best word to describe this past weekend.
Intense in a good way because it was a very nice time, and in a bad way because he's gone now.
He'll be back in February.
He didn't even cry at his grandmother's funeral but he cried today (and a few other times when we had to be apart). I am the only person he...
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Intense in a good way because it was a very nice time, and in a bad way because he's gone now.
He'll be back in February.
He didn't even cry at his grandmother's funeral but he cried today (and a few other times when we had to be apart). I am the only person he...
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steve626:
who, Jesse? That's funny. I wish I was in a band. I'd be turning the girls away!
lol.
lol.
yuriel:
awwwwww
yeah it is only temporary and i hope the time flies for both of you so you can be snug in each others arms again
<3
yeah it is only temporary and i hope the time flies for both of you so you can be snug in each others arms again
<3
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gdon:
I hope it passes quickly for you. Like I said before. Write lots of letters. Not to be a downer, but I thought bootcamp was 3 months, not 2. It was for me.
undershaker:
I have been internet-deprived -- as opposed to the typical "depraved" -- for a week, & you go on an updating frenzy. I am sorry I missed it.
I did vote though. Even voted "no" on reintroducing the death penalty to Wisconsin & abolishing any possibility of future compulsory "gay-marrying". (All votes counted, the death penality "advisory" referendum passed with 59%, & the "marriage = a robe-wearing individual administered ceremony involving one man & one woman" "advisory" passed with 56%. Sometimes, Wisconsin just likes to fuck with me... Then again, we claim both Robert La Follette and Joseph Mc Carthy, plus Gaylord Nelson (the patron of Earth Day), plus Steven Hadley (the ghost-writer of Cheney's memoir), so, we're just a total & completed mind-fuck, regardless.)
On your side, the lesser of two weasels won in your state (strike that; I mean, commonwealth), so I suppose that's good. Casey will, after all, stand with the Democrats in the Senate most of the time. Meanwhile, a coupla original thirteen over, I expect Lieberman to have his change-of-heart any minute & officially become a Republican. (Further, if the Republican for President is anybody but Romney -- though I'm banking on that -- expect to see Liebs on the VP line, as part of a "unity" ticket.)
(Why did Gore ever aggrandize that doofus, with his '00 pick?)
(Also, speaking of CT, are those UCONN baller's shorts in the photo. If so, I have to deny you access to my gypsy tears, & hope that you get AIDS. I hate Jim Calhoun.)
(That reminds me: I didn't make a "sexy time" joke, but I did make a Borat joke. & as one who was not very thrilled by the film, I owe a double apology. (I am sorry for being so all-over the media that even people that don't like me are repeating my jokes. - Borat).)
Anyway, off to work. Only a five hours shift, though, so not too strenuous. (Only one set's worth of cleaning (prolly 17 theatres) to cover!)
Now, I leave you with this: Upper left, upper left! I tell you, that brings a tear to my eye... Almost -- ALMOST -- makes me wish Rick would have won.
I did vote though. Even voted "no" on reintroducing the death penalty to Wisconsin & abolishing any possibility of future compulsory "gay-marrying". (All votes counted, the death penality "advisory" referendum passed with 59%, & the "marriage = a robe-wearing individual administered ceremony involving one man & one woman" "advisory" passed with 56%. Sometimes, Wisconsin just likes to fuck with me... Then again, we claim both Robert La Follette and Joseph Mc Carthy, plus Gaylord Nelson (the patron of Earth Day), plus Steven Hadley (the ghost-writer of Cheney's memoir), so, we're just a total & completed mind-fuck, regardless.)
On your side, the lesser of two weasels won in your state (strike that; I mean, commonwealth), so I suppose that's good. Casey will, after all, stand with the Democrats in the Senate most of the time. Meanwhile, a coupla original thirteen over, I expect Lieberman to have his change-of-heart any minute & officially become a Republican. (Further, if the Republican for President is anybody but Romney -- though I'm banking on that -- expect to see Liebs on the VP line, as part of a "unity" ticket.)
(Why did Gore ever aggrandize that doofus, with his '00 pick?)
(Also, speaking of CT, are those UCONN baller's shorts in the photo. If so, I have to deny you access to my gypsy tears, & hope that you get AIDS. I hate Jim Calhoun.)
(That reminds me: I didn't make a "sexy time" joke, but I did make a Borat joke. & as one who was not very thrilled by the film, I owe a double apology. (I am sorry for being so all-over the media that even people that don't like me are repeating my jokes. - Borat).)
Anyway, off to work. Only a five hours shift, though, so not too strenuous. (Only one set's worth of cleaning (prolly 17 theatres) to cover!)
Now, I leave you with this: Upper left, upper left! I tell you, that brings a tear to my eye... Almost -- ALMOST -- makes me wish Rick would have won.
haha..just fyi...i should know.