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So, im pretty sure a good cure for being down in the dumps is doing an ass load of donuts in various parking lots that havent been plowed yet in my truck. With really loud music and the windows down. And coffee. Coffee helps. Having lids with a strong seal is key however.
Oh, but Sunday morning coming down will be that same familiar hell...
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knuckles_13:
fuck yea fucker.....that is all
patch:
what is going on with your job? did you end up staying or did you jump?

your making me feel that i need to get a truck again. i started looking about a month ago, then backed off.

now, with all of this ice/snow, i really want something to play with!

you need to go to the gym to burn off that energy and bad mental state brother.
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Whats up everyone? I havent been around for a few months. No real reason I guess. Christmas is....well.....Christmas. Nothing too exciting. I opted out of going to hang out with my moms side of the family this year. Less stress. Selfish of me but I always feel like theyre trying to take the place of my mom and I just cant deal with that right...
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oz_the_vamp:
Happy New Year, dude. Be safe!
niobe:
Hope your new year is rad! smile
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Alright, I found a home for the pit. I ended up calling a few vets to see if they knew of anyone that was interested and one of them game me a number of a lady that had just called a few minutes ago asking if they knew of anyone looking to get rid of a decent sized dog. So, I called her and it...
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oz_the_vamp:
We need to do that kinda shit more often. Surprise visits and food always go well together.
monroe:
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS RULES! Have you seen the David Bowie episode?

You really have to see the whole episode. It's BRILLIANT.
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Does anyone know of anyone else that wants a pitbull? Or wants one themselves? Hes a great dog. Listens great and isnt loud. He knows when its time to go in his cage and doesnt complain about it. Knows to go to the door and nose the door handle if need be so we hear when he was to go out. And he understands when...
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oz_the_vamp:
If I didn't live in Lorain, I'd consider taking the dog in, but I'd be afraid of him getting out. Lorain cops are known for taking the "shoot first, ask later" approach to loose pit bulls, whether they've got tags or not.
tikki:
Wish I could help bro i need a dog but i cant until i move to where he'd have more land to roam.
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Fuck it

sex, drugs, and rock and roll - the feel good hit of the summer



everybody knows you dance like you fuck

pretty colors........and.......repeat

Chocolate milk is one of the best things for my hangovers. As well as lots of sex. They both make me happy. But you cant keep women in the fridge.

What kind of life path am I on when the...
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kaleidoscopic:
Well I know what I will have stuck in my head for awhile eeek

You can put women in the fridge...but in carving them up they lose all their sex appeal. And take up precious room needed for things like chocolate milk. Not to mention pesky police inquiries. Best to keep them warm and alive.

Chocolate milk + my hangover ==> vomit. Of course it probably has more to do with a mild but very real case of lactose inolerance.
For me the only hangover cure was time in a very cold shower followed by french fries and sprite. Many many fries, the greasier and saltier the better, but no eggs, no greasy spoon breakfast, not even chips. It had to be fries. surreal

Damn, it's been a long time...I got better at knowing my limits.



See you around...

meow:
I "heart" Queens of the Stone Age
And anal sex... you couldn't possibly need for more. *dies*

miao!!
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I have to poop and Im in a crappy mood. And Im drunk. And I have to fucking work early in the morning. Awesome. I suck. At everything. I was in a pretty good mood, but now, after Ive been thinking, not so much. Im irritated dude. Things dont have to be the way they are and it doesnt make me happy. Whatever. And every...
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ohash:
Yep. First paragraph makes sense to me. (Why do I have a feeling this is going to be a lot like Rob's comment? Meh...)

I am really sorry about your dog. Losing a pet is never easy. I don't think it's selfish to want to see her one more time. I am sure the animal hospital was making her as comfortable as she could be and you and your brother should atleast say goodbye, even if you can't be with her when it's actually time.

This is gonna get long, so to spare everyone else...spoiler it goes...

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You are good enough, you know? From what I see you are exactly how you want to be...a caring individual who wants to help others out. I learned something SO important the other night. An old, old friend called me...one I had tried to "help"...I gave a lot to him...he took a lot that I didn't want to give him. I hadn't heard from him in 2 years. I felt like I was the worst person in the world when what I could give him wasn't enough to help. 2 years later...he wanted to thank me...tell me I was right and he's trying to make it better. Give them time. Sometimes people aren't in a place when they can accept help, no matter how much someone cares about them.

copper:
Oh, Sassy.

I'm sorry.
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This song makes me think that I should be walking around like John Travolta in some 70s movie. Its been on repeat for days and days.....
......

Camping and canoeing was ridiculously awesome. I couldnt have asked for a better time. I got only a little burnt but it was my fault for improper application of sunscreen. Thankfully, I have some bad ass after-sun lotion...
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timber_:
yes! he'd seen the movie and i hadn't, lol. and i wanted to concentrate and watch it. but that wasn't really happening. biggrin
ps- "committee for community values" SCARES me! that is not a community i want to be a part of, lol.
devilsreject:
That is why i take random rides through beachwood on my motorcycle, just to remind them there are "people like me" that don't live all that far from them.
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Blah...Im tired.

Ive got tons on my mind. Not too much, just a whole lot. Some things are hard to get out no matter how hard you fucking try. And yes, it pisses me off. Its my mind. Why cant I control what goes on in there?

Whatever.

Good things and fun things.

Camping this weekend is going to be a fucking blast. Although, Ive...
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ohash:
Wow. That was an AWESOME jumble of things.

I won't tell you lies...the stretchy jelly cock rings scare the ever-loving crap out of me. I may have a set sitting in a drawer somewhere that I never have the courage to ask anyone if they want to try because I envision it getting stuck or it being too tight or hair being pulled out and it having to be cut off. It'd be disaster, I am sure.

My ex was madly in love with Gold Bond. He would literally get on every geeky forum he was on and sing it's praises to any man that would listen. He had the regular stuff until I saw the cooling stuff on a shopping trip and bought it. God, how lame is it that I thought Gold Bond was a suitable shopping-trip surprise for him?

I vote start with sleeves.
trickynicki:
Unlike Ash, they don't scare me at all. However, they do not last even close to 30 minutes... though neither do any of the guys I've dated. Gimmie a call when you're in Cbus! Oh, and I vote feet/legs b/c its summer and you can show off yo sheet
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Im sure weve all gotten these in our emails from someone but just in case. A couple of these make me think of a few of the people I know.

You've been waiting for them with baited breath, so without further ado here are the 2008 Darwin awards.

Eighth Place
In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water...
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meow:
Nice seeing ya last night! smile

miao!!
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This site is awesome. Encyclopedia Dramatica. I swear I spent hours yesterday laughing my ass off at it. You can just look up dumb shit and its funny. If youre a suicide girl and want to be all butt hurt, look up what they have to say about this site. And sex. You have to look up sex. Its hilarious.

I pulled a muscle....
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monroe:
I tried to find the SG entry funny but all the misogynistic shit really turned me off.
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We had a cookout at work today. Ribs and chicken and corn on the cob and lots and lots of beer. I already said everything I had to say last week, or was it last week, I dont remember, so I didnt really have much to say. Just watched everyone else and listened. And drank. Alan and I, thats all we did really. Cooked the...
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trickynicki:
Aww, dude! If only I would have known a few weeks earlier, I totally would have gotten a 3BR instead of a 2 so you could join. I can give you some good links if you want to find your own place. Or, the place I live now will have a couple 1BR apts open that run about $500/ month all utilities included (except cable/net) or the place I'm moving into has a few 2BR left that are 525-550 a month (total, not per person), only trash included if you find someone to join you. I'm excited that you may be living down here though! I'd love to see you more often. Let me know if you need help with anything.
ohash:
If you need somewhere to crash for interviews and such, I have a super comfy gigantic couch that you can claim as your own. I am quiet and neat and chase people around attempting to cook for them, so if you like food, you'll probably end up fed while visiting too. Plus, you can go hang out at the pool when you have free time and look at the insane number of pretty women that are in my complex.

There are some places in town that are pretty affordable. I guess it would all depend on the area you are looking at. I have a big one bedroom apartment in a nice complex in a nice suburb with pool, gym, utilities included, etc. for $650/month. When I was looking, I found 2 bedroom townhomes for around $500, but they weren't in an area that I wanted to be in as a single female.

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ps - i am at the Robcave until Tuesday. If you have any interest in grabbing dinner or something, give one of us a call. smile

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huh....I guess my resume wasnt/isnt all that bad after all. After my not so good meeting and 3 hour talk last Thursday in which I definitely got my point across but didnt get anything I asked for, I put my resume out on Monster.com and started searching for other millwork/cabinetry companies and sending them my resume with a cover letter. And since then, Ive gotten...
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devilsreject:
i don't really have to sit on the floor, i kind of choose to. In order to make it comfortable while sitting on my couch you'd have to build some kind of hinge system that would get entirely too complex.

I really liked the one you did that split, that way if i wanted to pull one side closer to the couch for the laptop i could, and someone could still use the other side as a coffee table.

I am freaking OCD about my cheap ass coffee table, you build me something nice and it will probably end up with a glass case at it. I will like anything you build.
ohash:
Thanks, doll smile I actually think me getting through the first 2 months after the break-up had a lot to do with the fact that I kept lying to myself (and others) constantly and telling myself that I was okay and I wasn't sad and living alone wasn't scary. And now, well, I'm fine. Mostly. Haha. I definitely don't hate the man. I actually don't think I've ever said that to anyone...not even my best girlfriend during man-bashing.